Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
LegendofZelda88 8
I believe buckcherry wrote a song about this, what was it called again.....oh yea, Crazy Bitch! lol sry she was nuts OP
smacky187 9
Shes an idiot
russfml 31
You just dodged a missile bro, be glad you found out she's bat shit crazy before you got hitched
VoodooPriestess 16
sounds set up. . .
autoxinvr6_fml_fml 5
You guys are all clearly don't understand the 'game' she played here. Those things were hidden there because she was going to pull em out at a later time, when to spent money was less obvious on the statement. She wears the boots, he notices the new boots, he asks 'New shoes?' , she says 'These old things? had them for a while just now wearing em. You must have forgotten silly man' and then she hopes he thinks she is right. Common game the females play. She was apparently just a dumbass and chose a horrible hiding spot.
lightangel89 6
She sounds nuts, your better off without her.
lovezaya 6
If she wanted to hide the stuff she could have just asked the car keys and the remote...they are very good at hiding.
teentee401 37
Well at lest you don't have to marry an idiot....
stoych 19
Anyone else need to read this several times before it sunk in that it actually is just ******* MENTAL!!!
Iniezian 18
Don't just sadly shake your head when you read about people saying "you dodged a bullet", thinking she was perfect. This was a divorce waiting to happen, and with the family court and divorce industry in the USA set up to screw men, your life would have been destroyed forever.