Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
born_hustla 26
I don't care how you guys met or how you think you felt about her, but you should never talk to her again.
MamiChula99 5
That's her own fault for putting them there! Go find another woman with some actual common sense!
crazyclown00 17
Be glad you found out she's crazy before the wedding.
TheGoldStandard 6
Some people are actually dumb.
doomsauce 3
I smell a set-up.
ohSNAPyall 27
She needs to learn to control her temper and take responsibility for her actions.
radiocaf 29
I hope the OP chimes in with some more details. I'd very much like to find out why she did it and her basis of why it is OPs fault and why she is hiding an iPad and shoes in the first place.
Wealthyparrot 9
She was cheating on you, and needed to go on the offensive. Or she was doing something else equally incriminating. Or, she has disorder (mood disorder, personality disorder, etc) that makes her emotional control weaker, in which case sympathy might be appropriate.
ashleyylove3 22
She sounds a bit dim witted, sorry to hear that op! But you definitely dodged a bullet there!
teentee401 37
Looks like you dodged a bullet