Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
kill19 12
Just think, you could have gotten married and she would have told the kids to go hide in her favorite hiding spot one day.
TiffGreen 11
She's kinda crazy so maybe this is a good thing
MyS3lf 24
Sounds like you dodged a super crazy bullet there my friend. Just be grateful it happened before you got married, or you'd be out half your stuff too.
Annie_Glambert 6
If she's going to break up with you over material objects, she sounds like a bitch anyway. I'd move on.
FlyingPie 17
Maybe she'll get married in about 5 months. I hope you haven't bought her a wedding dress yet.
Noremac07 3
General commen sense rule. Don't put anything expensive or important near spinning blades unless you want it destroyed. She might as well have hidden them in a large blender or a car's radiator fan.
VirtKitty 8
That was cutting it close. You could have been married to this wacko.
chuckcloninger 12
Time to start laughing. I hope you can stop.
killer6969 16
Wait.....wtf?!?!!!?
iwadasn 33
...Did you read the same FML the rest of us did?