Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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Top comments
PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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Comments (171)
loveanthony645 5
Dump the bastard! No one should taked naked pics of their partner without asking, ESPECIALLY to other people. I sure a hell don't want other men to rate my naked body!
puppytaco64 8
Well your pic has a kid with no pants, so that makes your comment a fail
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's just your body, it's not you.
raphanne_fml 33
Says ShroomsOnAcid... ;)
HomeAl0ne 20
I give you a 10. No, wait, that's Ikickginger's butt that I'm looking at. My bad.
loveanthony645 5
Yes 20, yes it was.
huppypuppy 3
Dump him! He's a meanie.
springbok_fml 2
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he sounds determined, just accept it and pose.. you'll get a higher rating without the shocked/angry face !
frankwolf86 0
seriously what a douchebag...
heath_v 8
that's a pretty high dose of douche baggery right there
puppytaco64 8
You seemed to have misspelled epic
DeathBunny218 37
You should definitely record him doing something so that if he does do this you could always have some sort of revenge. Just make sure he doesn't know about it though. And you should also have a good think about whether you really want to marry him.
heath_v 8
I like that. make him give you a strip tease or wear your underwear and send that to his high school friends
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Drug him and go from there. Get creative!
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Drug him and go from there. Get creative!
teresedanielle 2
This is where you give him back the ring and move out. If he respects you he will not demean you by doing something like that after you have told him no. Don't commit your life to someone who doesn't respect you now. FYL for the situation. YDI if you remain in said situation.
captainbj2 0
Amen!
muhilrashid 4
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Hes just playing
Okayitwasme 0
It can be on the Internet forever she didn't approve that makes it 2 times as bad
monbear 9
Tad bit strange and creepy
creedaddict 9
Dump his childish ass