Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, when I got up for work, I went into the bathroom and saw a coat hanger sitting in the crack of the window. I had a panic attack, thinking someone had tried to break in and grabbed a knife. I ran into the room where my boyfriend was sleeping and he said he put it there. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
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Top comments
ScaryyMary 14
OP's the real jerk here. She's clearly afraid of open homosexuals.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! Panic attacks suck. It sounds like your panic attacks are pretty severe if you had to be taken to the hospital, though...You might consider seeking help for that. It's certainly helped me!
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Comments (58)
214bosslady 0
wow what a boyfriend!! he is a keeper!
mossyg 0
sounds like it to me too, I know I would do the same thing if my girlfriend had something like that
yehr 0
lmao serves him right hahahahhahaa!! that'll learn him to scare you with your phobia hahahha
aliciaxoxo 0
wooww!!! woww.. k wow! >:(
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! Panic attacks suck. It sounds like your panic attacks are pretty severe if you had to be taken to the hospital, though...You might consider seeking help for that. It's certainly helped me!
rallets 23
did he yell "surprise!" at least?
rallets 23
did he yell "surprise!" at least?
AfterCloudia 4
Exactly what I was thinking. Panic attacks shouldn't be hospital worthy.
rallets 23
did he yell "surprise!" at least?
abbi96x 0
LaLaLa BOO! Did scare ya?;)
caitlin21holly 0
quite a phobia eh? at least u arnebt like me and have a phobia that somewhere somehow a duck is watching me
Kalen96 1
Roboanatidaephobia! If you know what this means #60, you are awesome.
Rawrzie 0
Facebook page much?
Rawrzie 0
that was to caitlin28holly or whatever her username is.
hotscar 3
just to say it, nerdsgetmehot is hot
TheShard1994 5
@73: Just to say, it is probably a fake acc.
insanesna1l 0
and me. Good thing you don't seem to believe in zombies. I've been down that road before and it's not fun trying to explain that one to the cops
bwup 15
That phobia is oddly specific
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
What a jerk! My brother did something like this to me once but with a clown mask on. (on account of my coulrophobia.) I had a panic attack too but not bad enough to be taken to the hospital, that really sucks OP. You should really rethink your relationship.
haggymypants 3
Why do girls take pictures of their chests? You're not gonna get laid on FML.
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
it was a full pic but my head got cut off.. Are you speaking from experience?
1215116a 14
#69 it's not like she pulled her shirt down and took a picture of her boobs fully out. it's mostly her head in the picture anyway.
ScaryyMary 14
OP's the real jerk here. She's clearly afraid of open homosexuals.
imyourhuckleberr_fml 0
^win!
LiznessMonster 9
I had to think for a moment, but then I got it, veeeeeeeeeery clever!
docscientist 10
Wow really? I must be reading the fml incorrectly because obviously he beat her.
rein 8
wtf?
rein 8
WTF?
jimmyandstuff 0
how clever.
Nearcookie 6
Made an account just to tell you that this comment made my day. Laughed so damn hard..
momianajones 0
you need to get rid of this guy RIGHT NOW!! what a jerk. you deserve better, unless you are an idiot as well, in which case you should stay together, but never have children.
brainsoverbeauty 21
I see what you did there. I laughed out loud at your comment :)
technicolourain1 0
lmao:D
drakem 7
Charge him for breaking and entering :D
Privations_fml 0
What a dumbass. I'm sorry, OP.
cookie_power 0
dat totally sucks. D:
josephhhhhh 0
that is really cool! I wish my gf has that same phobia...maybe finally I can rid of her for good:/ uahahahah
nerdsgetmehot 23
#11 If you want to get rid of your girlfriend, you should have the balls to break up with her. :/
Autoshot 9
Grow a pair and give it a shot.
lifesluck 0
And she'd be well rid of you. No spine, no balls, no courage to do what will make you happy? Good riddance
allmidnighteyes 11
I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
inkkubus_fml 0
ass. :/
karbl058 2
Dump him immediately and make him pay for therapy.