Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
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PageantGirlXOXO 16
SO immature
enonymous 9
I do this to my girlfriend every day. I do one of those time accelerated videos to show the aging process... Just remember girls... It's for science so whip em out
DrDilllonReese 12
Ah yes... Science. Let's make a documentary and have it narrated by James Earl Jones. "And then... There were breasts."
smurfsarwales 9
In case anyone is wondering, when 21 said girlfriend, he means "rape victims that I subdue and keep around the house."
FailBear920 19
Video tape his wee wee and post it online for your friends to rate
somerandomdude19 2
I guess this means you're not an amber cole yet...
monbear 9
haha that would be so funny and would show him
enonymous 9
29 - it's not rape if they don't have a rape whistle duhh
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I'm sure he'll shape up once he realizes you're afraid to get intimate.
DrDilllonReese 12
60- you have it all wrong. Rule of thumb- it's not rape if you yell surprise
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Leave amber Cole alone... :(*starts crying*
deadman93 8
*epic music plays*
StoryOfTheYear 15
One of many immature FMLs I've seen come from Minnesota :D
LePwnapple 0
Can't say she didn't deserve this...
paynee 0
-60 it's not rape if they like it
DrDilllonReese 12
Or if they are ballgagged. Sever their ability to say no...
JacqJacqAttack 0
hes guy tho. wat do yhu expect lmao
FrostHeart 36
Dating ****** is fun.. Unless you fall in love with them, then you're screwed! And all of you have it wrong, It's not a rape, unless she moans like a retarded pig robot, "oiiink, ooink, oiiinnnnk." that proves she doesn't like it, or sucks at moaning.
BrokenDreamer24 15
132- Really? I except a lot more from you and OP's fiancé. He should stop being a douche and trying to be a **** director... While you should spell better.
jake1632 9
well think, if he takes you to his high school reunion youll be the most popular couple!
WeAreAHurricane 14
Who's amber Cole?
systems7 2
It's not r
nalia18 8
Id sneak onto his facebook and post pictures of his most embarrasing night time posses... And dont tell me guys dont do that to girls cause we know it aint true...
kaprookie 3
Ive never posed at night time? I can't speak for other guys but I definitely don't.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
fyl...
GimmeFive 10
She's the girl who got caught on camera givin a boy head by their locker at school. All over YouTube
nerdychicreader 15
I'd kill him.
strokesie 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hey, at least that means he wants to show you off. Be happy.
DrDilllonReese 12
Yeah, then OP's childhood dream of being in films will be fulfilled
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Ask yourself...would naked pictures of yourself on the Internet make you happy?
Skittlepickle 13
When you have a boyfriend I hope he jumps out at you while you naked ad shoves a camera in your face. I'll say, "Be happy"
DrDilllonReese 12
12- maybe... If the reviews were positive. Or if it got a lot of likes on Facebook. Or if someone retweeted it.
13FTW 9
I wouldn't be happy if some +1 it though. No one uses that google+ shit.
slushpup9696 12
Guys, she might have been being sarcastic.
NeatNit 33
Even if she was I think it's true. I surely don't expect OP to be happy, but at least a bit flattered. :)
strokesie 23
Finally, at least some people can take a joke.
ThanksKarma 0
2, I think you're may be the potential ***** 123 is talking about for the videos.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
have more confidence! pose for the camera
SunnyUserName123 5
Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.
dirtbiker267 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's just cruel haha
springbok_fml 2
i think breaking the camera would be more effective
DKjazz 20
Don't take it out on the poor helpless camera. Cameras don't film people. People film people.
DrDilllonReese 12
That's cruel and unusual punishment. I plead the 8th!
yankfan89 27
Make it two months so the message really sinks in
SolanumX 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Withholding sex is a bad idea. If the man cant get it from you, he'll work around that and get laid by the Tuesday morning strippers with histories filled with doctor-less abortions and daddy problems.
remz89 3
N who is to say she doesn't want it either. Seesh u guys make it seem us women are okay with not having sex for weeks
jova2020 2
That only worked before the greatest invention of all time. Internet ****.
SolanumX 6
76- I was assuming that since it would have been the woman's course of action she would have been okay with and ready for no sex.
chickenwalrus 14
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40, cameras dont film people. i film people. with ****. now show me your genitals
resplendencerino_fml 3
if **** is the answer to no sex, why do men still bother trying to get laid then?
Bbhd05 0
#3 or it may get you dumped
RhuLynette 8
That's so mean! do the same back to him to teach him a lesson!
FrostHeart 36
Or OP could just dump his sorry ass, take the ring, and make some money off it on e-bay
Notimetobleed 14
I dont think her friends will want to rate her fiancév
roseXthorns 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Either youre really pretty or the opposite. Most likely the first and you'll probably get some flattery...
MagicallyFat 12
She can get flattery without a NAKED pic of herself up on fb for everyone to see…
imcutefml 0
42 ur name is epic
Bullpine 11
Dude i love grell
saIty 17
Later he'll get so desperate, he'll photoshop your face on a pornstar's body.
underdose 9
Thats horrible. Rating people based on how they compare to rediculous images on tv and in magazines is disgusting. The value of a person is not based on how skinny you are or how big you **** are and if he's really into that than he doesnt deserve you no matter what you look like
puppytaco64 8
*facepalm*
DontModMeDammit 10
Who said anything about comparing OP to actresses and models, you can judge someone on natural beauty, there is nothing wrong with that..Not saying that OP's fiancé is not creepy.
puppytaco64 8
EXACTLY!!!
Gloritank 8
*ridiculous
SolanumX 6
And even if the fml did mention the aforementioned comparison, there is still a lot to be said for positive physical traits.
Bleepbloop360 7
Translation: I'm not very attractive therefore I am offended when people rate women on attractiveness
yankeebaceball 1
Well what about 'rating people' based on their spelling and grammar? If that was the case then 'underdose' fails miserably and doesn't have much cred in my book otherwise as a result.
BadReputation 0
You're a crazy person. They're dumb guys comparing girlfriends. Immature, but completely harmless. There's no reason to go all women's lib on fmylife.com. Lighten up.
marpay 11
154- it's only "harmless" till her boss sees the picture and fires her. Or it prevents her from getting a future job. It's a terrible thing to do. And there are hundreds of reasons why it's a bad idea.
BadReputation 0
Big talk for someone with a pic like yours... lol!!
marpay 11
Can you see my face? For me my body is how I make money, so I don't worry about it. But for professionals it could cause distress and other bad things.
Ricky23J 0
^ if yu make money with your body then how much :P
marpay 11
198- haha not like that. I'm not a prostitute. I do nude modeling.
docscientist 10
What's even more pathetic is her fiancé is still trying to impress his high school friends.
resplendencerino_fml 3
no matter whether she's being compared to other people or not, no one else has the right to rate her or expect her to let herself be rated. who are her fiancé's friends to judge her? she's a person, not a fancy car or a new watch.
Jovecove 13
That's actually hot :)
Ricky23J 0
199 touché. But judging by the silhouette I would pay top dollar :P lmao
dr_horrible_ 10
You kinda deserve it for going out with someone like that.
usnwife 18
They aren't just going out, they're engaged! But I agree, sounds like there had to be previous behavior that could have warned OP...
tweetypie 18
People change.
Soloman212 28
So you engage someone that acts immature in the hopes that they'll mature by the time you marry? Or do you mean he magically became LESS mature after committing himself to her?
Daralea 21
There is a truth to it. When people get engaged they get really comfortable with each other. And when they get comfortable, more often than not, they also get stupid.
puppytaco64 8
This is when you start eating fatty foods and THEN let him video tape u
Lidiya8lml 0
Puppytaco u sound like a ******* 12 year old
puppytaco64 8
14 actually
Lidiya8lml 0
An immature 14 year old freshman I knew it
puppytaco64 8
I'm a freshman? Never knew that
leogirl95 12
What a great guy. He's definitely a keeper.