Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Top comments
Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
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Comments (148)
Beccabee 0
lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha
redsox4021 0
hey hey hey guys not every blonde is dumb ....just the women
McCamryn123 0
dumb blonde.
gorina 0
Bitchy brunettes.
Pinguini26 6
That doesn't make you a dumb blonde. It just makes you kluzty.
Parky03 9
In actually into blondes. I find them pretty :)
Phillay632 0
Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"
uhazsquiads 0
lol proly number 2
xXxElizavetaxXx 0
hahahaahahahahahahaha WOW.thats kind of ironic that you do that while say "I am not a dumb blonde" (:
IndigoFuckYou 9
Way to go, captain obvious.
strongguard 0
ah girl i feel for u blonde guys get shit to
GrapefruitZoe 0
Oh punch the kid. If he thinks you're a "dumb blonde" then he has no business dating you.
whitey_fml 0
ever heard of 'choose your words wisely', or maybe 'what goes around comes around'?
Ashes_03 0
Bahahaha... Less screaming and more looking where you're going next time, eh?
bioclock 0
That's like the time I was talking to a really hot guy at the ski slopes, and he asked if I'd skied a lot. I said, "Not a lot, but I'm pretty good at it." Maybe 20, 30 feet down from the lift I lost my balance on a bump and broke my arm...right in front of him. Wondering why the hell you were screaming at him. If that was part of convincing him that you're not a dumb blonde, then I'm sorry, but you're certainly going about it the wrong way.
xNephilim 19
Why is everybody talking about OP like that? Her boyfriend shouldn't think of her as a dumb blonde to begin with. That's rude as hell.
brooke33_fml 0
haha if hes calling you a dumb blonde to begin with he most likely has a good reason.. and by tripping and hitting your head on a wall you just proved his point. i must agree that you are indeed a dumb blonde.. and may i ask who the hell yells at the top of their lungs because someone said they were a dumb blonde you obviously didnt get your point across.
whitey_fml 0
it's only a myth that if you say something real loud, it becomes more true. dont take it so seriously. dumb blonde jokes and the like are NOT worth getting that upset.