Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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dreaGiallo 0
OP, you wouldn't survive in Washington or Oregon.
Selena_is_back 7
If you pay 25 cents to watch a bad football game don't expect your quarterback. :)
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Comments (59)
LBenedietto 0
want a pack of straws so you can suck it up?
joekr 0
not worth an fml at all, 1. its rain get over it 2. buy a freaking poncho 3. stop complaining
proski 0
I would get up and leave to piss him off
balzackgoo 3
Aww ... poor princess had to be cold and wet, boo hoo...
caseyc 0
so you are saying that football games get you wet? ***** much
worldclass 0
This is dumb. Prepare yourself better. I can almost be positive you were warned.
marinus_fml 20
haha! made me laugh! Although I don't even know what Ohio is like.
marinus_fml 20
wasn't meant to go here. That was meant to be for #26.
tencentsakiss 19
A state in the US. :]
maphineRAWRS 10
fail snail :P
MostHatedMan 2
Too bad they don't tell you every 5 minutes on the TV, radio and on several hundred websites what the forecast is. If only there was an entire channel dedicated to weather that would tell people to pack a jacket or umbrella
mattm93 1
win.
PointAndLaugh 0
So here's the summary of the FML. Today, my dad got me wet because of his addiction to guys playing with balls. FML
sarinasusu 2
Guess you got a true football loving family : )