Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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dreaGiallo 0
OP, you wouldn't survive in Washington or Oregon.
Selena_is_back 7
If you pay 25 cents to watch a bad football game don't expect your quarterback. :)
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Comments (59)
restythestar 0
so what if you leave? will he beat you to death to get a flipping umbrella?
siv97splat 0
so? just be glad you could all do something as a family, even if you were wet and cold
QueenOfBoredom 0
weird your picture mentions having to deal with the rain
millyrocks123 3
omg the same thing happened to me at a family reunion! we got angry at my dad (who wasn't there but gave my uncle an army coat.) so by the time we left you could fill a bathtub with all the water in our clothes
steggunekoms 0
your dad is mean why would he make you sit in the cold rain to watch some dumb game your probably not even interested in
Jessie86 3
If you're old enough to write this FML, then surely you're old enough to get up and move yourself out of the rain regardless of what your dad says...
TheMisanthropist 0
If you're that big a pussy maybe you should stick to baseball. Pussy.
iamironman97 0
you mean soccer? baseball players dont fall on the ground pretending to be hurt all the damn time. and baseball is the best sport ever! I play football and baseball, and prefer baseball. and if you say "baseballs gay, football is manly," then hear this: baseball doesnt have about 8 guys bending over, someone reaching into another mans ass and grabbing a ball, then try to jump on eachother.
Kasevam 0
Couldn't you have just left the seat anyway? Unless you're not an adult, it would be illegal for him to physically try to stop you.
dtegrl 0
Your dad's an ass and your a little biotch for listening to him.
DeesFMLs 0
suck it up princess lol
the4starr 3
a bit of rain won't kill you.. although it probably made the game a bit more miserable.