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chillnhill Shippensburg, United States

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

MrsPegg 45

Still better than "Ass Wipe".

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

spencer4148 20

It's spelled argument. There will be no butts in this argument!

extrasnipes 22

There may not be any butts but, there sure is an ass! @28

interesting33 37

I don't know. It was a funny line #1 made - clever :) But I don't think #28 was out of line correcting them. Most of the time the fml community is all over spelling mistakes

conman531 23

#28, there will be no grammar Nazis in this thread

UserError94 18

Ain't no chill tho

Thoricsteam20 24

Yeh noe gramarr nazes.

Lalala579121 28

38, FML seems to be changing (for the worse in my opinion). Lately I haven't seen a single correction get positive votes.

trucker2 33

Damn,you beat me to it.

Exobadger 15

Call them shit tickets instead.

sighlifeman 12

mad she didn't think of it first

jerzjay 17

I am seriously considering calling TP, butt floss for now on

MrsPegg 45

Still better than "Ass Wipe".

assassinmaster 22

lmao you made my point

derangedplanet 23

My favorite is shit hole. my younger sister looked at me once and said "you literally just called me a toilet" and any anger that existed was drowned out to dying laughter.

I_Like_Dogs 28

"Today, my husband decided to teach our kids to call toilet paper "butt floss". He doesn't know why I'm mad. FML"

jqmalang 17

That's actually a good one! But I guess she's just mad because your kids might spread it and you guys will be known as those parents.

IWishIWasObama 12

no you won't...

trucker2 33

Lol, I picture the movie Grownup's bad for your image

khorstmye 15

Every one knows that butt floss is really just a thong!! You will confuse your kids!

alphafish17 16

I'd be mad too if I found out I married a 12 year old

buddy_J 16

And I would be mad if I found out I married a stick in the mud

Lalala579121 28

I would be more impressed than anything if you were legally able to marry a stick in the mud.

slackerjoe 22

or someone without a sense of humor? which would be more welcome?

ArturoJames 13

I'd be more surprised if It'd be legal to marry a 12 year old..

hellnosucka 27

it will be a great childhood memory for them.

Schala360 27

Cause Murica

SweetSociopathy 24

That is the second time this week someone from South Africa has said that, or maybe it was you both times. Regardless, it seems you've forgotten the political, education, and health problems in your own country. You also have plenty of idiots, like the girl who faked suicide because her mother bought her an android instead of an iPhone. Don't stereotype people.

americanafrican 32

that is epic. why be mad at that

laden_swallow09 35

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Lalala579121 28

Is only game, why you heff to be mad?

americanafrican 32

#52. the definition of epic- grand in scale or character.

bonermonkey 31

I think this was clearly grand in character :P