Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
why do people think it's cute to act like this
whiteboy7thst 2
Are you cockshite?
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Comments (395)
britt93 7
f***ing emos.
Sciath13 14
You're "generally sweet"? Yeah, sure I can see it through your putting people down... Very sweet of you :-/
aardvarks 0
The world needs more amazing grandmas like yours.
julian928 5
is dat really u in dat pic
anonymou5e 6
how nice of your granny -.-'
BradenLock 4
I agree with ur grandma. have fun with your "oh woe me, I have it so bad" routine :)
Mitcha857 0
do us all a favor OP and cut your wrists in the closet so you can rid us of your whining
GreenMuzz 0
I am therapist
smellymellyy 7
i see what you did there ;)
LissaMccracken 23
You don't know that she is like that. Her grandma could have been calling her emo because of how she dressed.
Keyman1212 14
Your Nan is a good woman.
Bams430 0
u better knock it off before she knock u off xD
glitchedgamer 0
**** yeah, you tell em grandma!
shadows17 0
wow some of u all are assholes lol it depends on how the op is as to if they deserve it or not. Like if they go around moping n expect pity n shit they deserve it
quadder 0
he is already posting about it on fml, he is already trying to drum up sympathy
laxaddict4496 0
**** you shadow
JRFaceless 8
YDI for being emo and making your nickname "flarewolf". Seriously, that's gay.
MadisonB96 6
you're grandma should accept what you choose and it most likely won't even last forever..she should chill out