Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
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TeacherTeem 21
She didn’t mention your total lack of self-awareness?
Aiden89 23
Truth hurts
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Comments (7)
Aiden89 23
Truth hurts
bleachedraven 14
isn't this a song?
rainbowdonnareed 18
Pete Davidson is that you?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude, have you seen the women Pete Davidson has dated? Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley and now apparently Phoebe Dynevor. All four of these women are really hot, and they obviously see past his traits that he shares with OP. From what I've seen, he's not very funny, but many people think otherwise, and maybe that's why he gets to date these women despite the fact he looks like a junkie who sells drugs to kids.
TeacherTeem 21
She didn’t mention your total lack of self-awareness?
bleachedraven 14
Ouch...well maybe you can work on your issues now.
diraven 15
Tell her she's old and will probably die soon
Chazzster 32
I think Nana may have done you a favor. We need honest feedback if we are to make changes to improve our life. It sounds like that’s what you got. Now you can whine about the feedback you got or you can make a self-improvement plan or you readjust your dating standards.
Michael Sawyer 11
I can tell you from my years of experience with women.. Most don't care how you look(tatts, piercings, weight, ect.) it has more to do with how you CARRY yourself. Confidence and belief in ones self is a major part in how women see someone.
Brightside86 31
I like that Nana has your back. Most people would just say you haven't found the right person yet, or similar way of letting you off.