Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
why do people think it's cute to act like this
whiteboy7thst 2
Are you cockshite?
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Comments (395)
67gtojake 7
I take it that a "nan" is like a grandmother but in British talk. howdy from Amerca!!
SkaterSierra 0
Emos rock. Don't listen to that bitch.
quadder 0
I guess if your into sissy manic depressives who like to cut themselves just so that they can get attention
cufaoil 11
not all people cut for sympathy and attention... some people who cut hide it from everyone else and don't want any attention drawn to it... some cut to vent psychological pain, it externalises it... it draws the mind away from one thing and onto another, an escape, if you will
thekrammer 5
Don't try to act like your emo. Your not, only a very few amount of people are.
CallMeHush 1
I don't know her but I love your nan!
thygerson 0
grow a dick
GreenMuzz 0
Emos are *****. Plain and simple.
MoreBeef 4
I think you have the coolest nan in all the world.
acidicblossom 0
emo is a state of mind, not the way a person dresses. that is no right of her. all I can say is, come up with a witty comeback. three cheers for sweet revenge!
GreenMuzz 0
Emo is bent. And so are you if you disagree.
laden_swallow09 35
Once the moment has passed, any comeback concerning her nan's comment ceases to be witty. Needless to say, she's already missed that window of opportunity. All's anyone can do about it now is hope that the subject will resurface at a later date with much of the same intro.
bvbsoldier 0
MCR REFERENCE!!!! Lovee it.
holewski 0
can always trust a nan to tell it how it is!
chosha_fml 27
So when are you?