Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
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notanightowl 0
why do you get drunk at your nan's birthday party lol?
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Just tell him what you meant to say. It was just a text. Mistakes happen.
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Comments (64)
notanightowl 0
why do you get drunk at your nan's birthday party lol?
notanightowl 0
did he believe you when you figured it out?
jonathanbirriel 0
Drunk texting FTW!!
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Just tell him what you meant to say. It was just a text. Mistakes happen.
holynemesis1208 3
after some explaination i'm assuming he got over it.
BeautyAndBrains 0
I would just explain it to him. Have your nan confirm you were there if you have to.
luckyyyme 0
You get drunk at your nan's house?!?!?
FlickMyBean 0
Find a better name for Mee-Mah next time.
Thisbe_fml 0
It sounds like your boyfriend is an idiot that overreacted over a vague text message. Any normal person without serious insecurity issues would just reply with something like, "What do you mean by your man's house?"
holaback 0
ninja please