Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML
Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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carameldrizzle 0
why do people think it's cute to act like this
whiteboy7thst 2
Are you cockshite?
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JEHughes 13
I love all the comments on here just cause it shows that people in the world are realizing how dumb and stupid it is to put a bunch of eye liner on and cross dress so people will look at you and feel sorry for you cause they think you are messed up in the head. Why would you want someone thinking that anyway? there are people with real problems out there that dont go out of theyre way for attention. The whole "emo" thing makes me sick. They talk shit about people about not being themselves when they're all clones of each other. I hope your nan (whatever that means) pushes you down a flight of stairs with razors at the bottom. That should make you happy.
LardZilla 11
You are absolutely correct. I used to know someone who went emo. She was all fine and dandy till someone in there little emo group starting cuttin theirself. Now she cuts herself to fit in with the others.
acidicblossom 0
hearing that kind of stuff really hurts. it does. kids get so much shit from school just for how they dress, or what they listen to, that they eventually start cutting, or even kill themselves. why? not because they are emo. because of how they are treated FOR being "emo"
ImpendingRiot 0
Grammar Nazi here with another lesson on there, their, they're and theirselves/themselves. There is used to describe where, instead of using "there emo group," use "THEIR emo group." Their is possessive and, therefore, should be used. also theirselves/theirself is not a word. instead use themselves. Like previously stated, their is possessive and, therefore, shouldn't be used as a reflexive or intensive pronoun. Also, themself can't be used because them is plural and self is singular. only themselves can be used. Also, themselves would be the incorrect word choice because you are referring to "someone" in their emo group, which is singular. Instead, use himself or herself. so your word choice of theirself is incorrect in three ways: it is not a word because "their" is a possessive pronoun, the person you are referring to is singular and you are using what you believe to be a plural reflexive pronoun, and because you are using what you believe to be a plural reflexive pronoun; self can't be used because it is singular. Finally,"till" is not the right word, use "until" (till means to cultivate soil), and "starting" is in the present tense while the rest of your sentence is in the past tense.
cldean24 4
itself
JesusFishTaco 5
Don't question your nan!
67gtojake 7
best profile location Jesusfishtaco
JDintheHOUSE 2
that's, LITERALY, the funniest thing iv ever heard
slickrasta 1
She's right your going through a phase... youll see what she meant 10 years from now.
BigOrca 2
Emos are hot.
lolabeth2 0
roast!!
GeneralMotors 23
what is cockshite?
KickItHigh 32
There's a difference between emo and a scene kid. Are you sure you're not actually emo, but scene?
ImpendingRiot 0
scene is different from emo but it's still all meant to attract attention just without cutting yourself I'm not hatin but there rly is no other reason ppl would be emo or scene or goth or wtvr but scene girls can b pretty ****** hot
DabegotWorld 5
lol u better stop
Acadania 0
well when are you??