Unforgettable

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

Leave some for the rest of us

Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML

Office embarrassment

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML