Anonymous
Dominican Republic
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
yosmurf
Smooth.
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
JakeHolmes
United States
Splash
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
watchyoself
Miami, United States
Today, my boyfriend had the very expensive watch he got me for Xmas resized. I dropped it trying to put it on and shattered the glass. The warranty won't cover it because of the adjustments made. FML
happymum
Netherlands
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
HiImAlfredo
Hampton, United States
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
tarheels526
United States
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
catherine
United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
fmylife.
Canada
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
jshum
South Yarra, Australia
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
Anonymous
France
False advertising
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Top comments
TayonaC 10
well you should sue for false advertisement!
mrahhhhh 21
People still wear expensive watches? I thought we used cell phones now.
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the_ace1337 0
fire water?
iBanana 17
Hahaha what a scam
tjv3 10
there is a difference between water proof and water resistant.
EminemTM 0
I READ FML'S EVERYDAY MUDAFUKA.
dusty209 0
nobody asked
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
He dropped a 200 lb. block of ice on it to test how "water-proof" it is(:... Didnt end well.):
solberner 4
must mean number 19 has no life
solberner 4
must mean number 19 has no life
andinho 0
yes 19 you need a life
polysyllabist 3
And this is why you can't have nice things
persianjr1 7
well maybe the water was fom mrs bunnies maccaroni. lol I mean that thing can go through ANYTHING!!!!!!!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Remember OP, that just because it's expensive, that doesn't mean that it's good quality. :)
ImKindaABigDeal 6
68- except Chuck Norris
MissBunny25 0
68 aw ! I got commented about :D
fl0ffy 0
haha ALOT of crap I have I paid for like 50 dollars 4 doesn't work SUCKS
Queene2599 6
yo miss bunny I <3 ur pic u look like ke$ha lol unless it's just a pic of Kesha but it's still a good pic
L3Paparazzo 7
bro just get a rolex
MissBunny25 0
108, no that would be me.. I disagree with the comparison of ke$ha.. but thank you dear :D
ComMed1 0
you are beautiful though
BT14 5
wow @32
Southerndatageek 2
amazing picture!
L3Paparazzo 7
Buy a Rolex next time. :)
kingjames2306 0
ke$ha is nowhere near as pretty as miss bunny and plus shes kinda fat and bunny well is not
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I agree with ComMed, you are indeed beautiful :D
b_royal 0
your a dumbass
ballwiz23 0
I gotta agree with the rest of the guys here. Missbunny is stunningly gorgeous. But Persian dude clearly got dibs lol
Timmeyh87 0
David Hasselhoff does as he pleases. Case closed.
Timmeyh87 0
146*
sleepydeath 4
miss bunny chick is stunningly amazing. not trying to be creepy
MissBunny25 0
uhm... k... this is awkward.. thanks people.. uhm.. macaroni for everyone on this thread :D
Sirin_fml 47
This isn't an e-brothel site. Private messaging exists for, well, private matters.
TayonaC 10
well you should sue for false advertisement!
TheWindowLicker 13
It was probably a water resistant watch, not water proof(which would make it not false advertisement). Either way, you should call the company and see what they have to say about the matter. O-o
NeatNit 33
If the battery was replaced at any point with a non-resistant one, that's totally OP's fault. That's probably what happened.
missory_missouri 0
It serves her right for buying the watch off of that naked guy in the trench coat!
xIINotorious 0
Hey!! my goods are quality products.
fylnotmine89 1
2- it's stupid ass people like yourself that has this world all ****** up! (that and Obama of course). you can't help anyone out when they are in a time of need because of dumbass' such as yourself that look for any f**king reason to sue a person! get a real job!
Mehness 0
Woah there, cool your jets, 196. They've started to overheat and are spewing out arrogance and ignorance.
rompgr 0
18, u win because your picture rocks
james_aka_frosty 3
179 surely someone in a trench coat is not naked
TayonaC 10
wth? it was a joke people dang, calm down. I already know it's not something to sue over I was kidding....
tulsafml 0
I'm with 196. But only because he supplies me with me gummi bears.
MyDogTastesBad 0
The watch was probably made in china.
hahaLexinater 0
Those...weren't gummy bears...
tulsafml 0
O.o I'm screwed then!
mrahhhhh 21
People still wear expensive watches? I thought we used cell phones now.
BugsBunny1 4
But only the really creative people find a way to put their cell phone on their wrist. ;)
gagaman_fml 0
I was going to say the same thing about cellphones replacing watches! LOL, I'm 18 and have owned 1 watch in my entire life. now I use my cellphone! :)
KMilliron 2
I'm seventeen and currently have three watches. All gathered from attacking small children at mcdonalds during the hello kitty watch franchise. :D Got keroppi on my first try, the other times were for fun.
froob 0
damn kids and their cell phones...
Scalabrine44 0
Rainbow watches cause ur gay?
Scalabrine44 0
shit u actually are gay... I feel stupid now
vsx2000goton 0
83, he meant "in a rainbow of colors" as in he had watches in every color of the rainbow, or color spectrum. If you were trying to make a joke, it was not funny.
fuzzypeachnation 4
Haha.
kingjames2306 0
thats not even funny even if you are only joking
x3nikkii97 0
pshh i dont leave the houuse withouut my hello kittyy watchh !
BeastlyNinjer 0
Well you see bugsbunny1, watches are more formal, and when you have a job that is a little more formal, watches are a necessity!
MissBunny25 0
I tied a cardboard sundial to my wrist.. why? cause im a classy bitch.
sephoraprincess 7
the only watches I own are from cereal boxes...0.o
starlover77 0
hehe classy bitch ;) love it!
Ckkc1 0
#3, lol stop talking bullshit.
Keyman1212 14
My parents turned me onto expensive watches, I got my first Omega when I turned 16(it's roughly a $5,000 watch) since then, I've grown to passionately love collecting watches. But from the sound of this guy's post, a "multi-featured" watch is going to be a digital watch that honestly at most was like $150. Almost any watch you purchase will not be expensive enough to be water proof unless your watch was a Breitling, which it wasn't.
JohnFR33M4N 0
#208 sounds extremely douchey. Come on dude, you don't have to name-drop or give us a history, just leave your two cents.
hahaLexinater 0
putting my wrist against my ear? uh I don't think so!
Keyman1212 14
@211: I did leave my two cents. Too bad you're too pretentious and judgemental to realize that. I'm just stating facts here bud.
dragonstrike94 8
#208 you need to think of this in relation to others not you. Just cuz a watch is 5000 doesnt mean it's better
holymolybro 0
Refund?
tulsafml 0
DO THE DISHES!
Timmeyh87 0
Could get kinda expensive travelling back to where he had his vacation and searching for that guy at the marketplace.
sunshine233 0
it's a girl
sunshine233 0
it's a girl
justmyswag 9
I sure hope it happened while she was washing her hands or something. If she was training for the 200 meter butterfly, then she deserves it.
bazingaman10 0
this is a simple fix: just get a refund!!!!!!!
holymolybro 0
Agreement shared.
hcovballer247 0
that sucks.. caveat emptor. (let the buyer beware)
KoNaTa4596 2
You get +5 awesome points for using latin.
supertacowaffle 41
crap design
j300zx 0
He forgot to read the small print. *Made in China*
j300zx 0
She* no offense
X_o_X_ocutie 0
maybe it was crushed by the water pressure I dont know too much water???
lexeous 4
or maybe the water actually destroyed it and you're thinking way too hard.
lexeous 4
or maybe the water actually destroyed it and you're thinking way too hard.
BAMF18 0
idk. most people dive to glorious depths on accident whilst wearing 'spensive watches.
sarahrwan 2
time to invest money in better things...
rallets 23
^ zing! he shouldve thrown it out the window to watch time he should watch what hes doing
rallets 23
*fly* after first sentence (yea, i said it, ahhh)
Ronan_k 0
^ Double Win :D
MissBunny25 0
holy crap boners. that was so epic... I think my eyes melted out of their sockets.
KomiExplosion 0
Oh man, boners. Always so harsh I fall out of bed laughing. THIS is why I read FML.
rallets 23
umm..no :D
burriedinskin 0
haha fail.