Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Smooth.
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Splash
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the very expensive watch he got me for Xmas resized. I dropped it trying to put it on and shattered the glass. The warranty won't cover it because of the adjustments made. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
False advertising
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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TayonaC 10
well you should sue for false advertisement!
mrahhhhh 21
People still wear expensive watches? I thought we used cell phones now.
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
I'm sure if he could just 'buy a new one' he wouldn't be posting the FML.
sherd 3
must be from walfart
Doortje 30
I doubt it. OP said that it was an expensive watch.
Igor_g5 0
Expensive is relative. What she thinks is expensive you might think is cheap.
Igor_g5 0
Some people think $9.99 is expensive.
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
59 dude that's expensive!!!!!!!!!
KMilliron 2
Your moms expensive :D
kingjames2306 0
kmilliron you can really tell ur 17 and ur comment bout taken lil kids watches i hope karma comes back around on you your a douch
cooly1100 0
lol
xninix_fml 36
they're 20. Check their age before making dumb comments like btw i thought it was a funny joke :D
maa_rico 4
If by water you mean... You were on a boat at sea and there was a pirate ship across your boat full of what you call those one legged, eye patched, smelly rum drinkers? Well you kniw those dudes that say arrgh, anyways... these dudes jumped into your boat beat the shit out of you and in the process of the ass kicking mentioned before, they destroyed your watch? well you know shit happens.
maa_rico 4
know* typed too fast.
XxPurplePandaxX 0
well...well...That umm that sucks? lol maybe you should go to somewhere that has QUALITY
ImKindaABigDeal 6
such places exist?
matt1990 0
ha, i work right by sf. nutsssss. shitty weather today dnt ya think? lol
XxPurplePandaxX 0
Lolz yaaa ikr
TheFuckerofShit 16
Epic fail.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
holy shit I laughed so hard when I saw your username, that is ******* amazing xD
ChinaBabylove69 0
return the freaking watch, hope you saved your receipt. If not then your totally screwed.
Lalala1996 0
NO! Not your watch!!! Anything but that!
persianjr1 7
lalala
pickles1994 18
lol Persian
piiing 0
you probably have a warrantee.. just call the manufacturer
pink_raindrops 26
That's exactly what I was thinking. Whenever I've gotten a watch it comes with a piece of paper explaining the warranty on it. If you take that to the store, or explain it to whatever company you bought it from if it was online, they shouldn't have any trouble replacing it for you... Just don;t expect your money back instead, they probably wont do that.
solberner 4
funny how ppl assume she can get a refund. most places have no refund policly or if she has it longer than so many days she can't return it soooo Yah she probably can't return it.
Igor_g5 0
If it's supposed to be waterproof but isn't then somebody has to give here either a new watch or a refund. unless it's waterproof to a certain depth and she exceeded it.
urbangladiator3 0
I guess it wasn't a G-Shock
silentsniper441 0
g shock alllllll day