Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone fell in my cat's water bowl overnight. I'm currently writing this from my laptop. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
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Top comments
TrippyEyes 16
Was it also missing an aux port when you bought it?
Soninuva 41
I guess you could say it was a catastrophe.
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Comments (56)
TrippyEyes 16
Was it also missing an aux port when you bought it?
peterj96 11
At $400 I doubt it...
Skelator_Jenkins 12
He was joking about the IPhone 7
Miss_Whipped 43
Definitely not an iPhone 7 at $400 lol. Plus it's not out yet.
AaronP11 11
How did not the kitten break it?
Scotth901 22
Funny how "YDI" got voted for 7 times.... Subliminal signs or coincidence? You decide.
buttcrackles 9
What?
evilplatypus 39
I THINK he's trying to connect this to iPhone 7.
Scotth901 22
My joke was too deep for people to get lmao
peterj96 11
No it was just a stupid joke, no one calls it the ydi button, for those that couldn't understand this because it's a freaking FML and so will constantly be receiving votes he is talking about the You Deserve It butting being voted on 7 times when he saw the post.
skottyp 6
omg now your post has 7 dislikes. Iphone 7?!?!
Scotth901 22
I was high, don't judge me ;)
Straya_chick 8
The things that are talked up the most usually break in the most unexpected ways. If you have house and contents insurance, you may be able to claim through that.
burnforeternity 30
Hope you bought the insurance
graphite01 15
How??? Just... how?
RichardPencil 32
They used to make things kitten-proof, but PETA put a stop to that. They said the testing was "cruel" and too many kittens were getting "killed." Meddling do-gooders! Ruining it for everyone else.
Soninuva 41
I guess you could say it was a catastrophe.
RichardPencil 32
You gotta be kitten me! If you're feline like you have make such an obvious pun, just take a paws.
Jay18 22
cat pun
ARSCON 15
No warranty or anything?
SubaruWRXSTI 16
How did the kittens break it is what I'm wondering...