Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
How does. This happen? Watches are designed to stay on your wrist. Did you get a shitty third-party band? Was your band not fastened properly? Is your butt made of spikes?
cbchawks 14
you stand up to wipe? I dont know everything that goes on in a bathroom, but I'll give this a try
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cacheson 42
How does. This happen? Watches are designed to stay on your wrist. Did you get a shitty third-party band? Was your band not fastened properly? Is your butt made of spikes?
NoUDon't 2
It's Apple, what'd you expect
Lucky13strikes 8
it's an apple product. it's shit anyways
joeyl1990 28
what's wrong with a butt made out of spikes?
cacheson 42
Look. I get that you guys have your own opinions about brands different than your own preferred brands. But come on. You’re putting down something that other people find value in just to be mean, and you don’t even have sources or valid information to support your claim. This FML wasn’t even about “Apple” specifically. It could just as easily been about a Fitbit or a Pebble. I don’t understand why you need to be so rude and irrelevant.
real life problems 26
C'mon FML, you're missing typos now?
thatslifeiguess7 16
do you not have Apple Care or is it a knock off
RichardPencil 32
They don’t make an app for that. You could create one and become a multi-hundredaire!
ChromoTec 24
Or create an app, disguise it as something useful, but then it makes your watch fall into the toilet! The money you'll make off of lawsuits that people file against you, just because they didn't read the terms and conditions...
RichardPencil 32
Well, I was thinking of an app to prevent you from dropping your watch in the toilet, but, hey, I don’t want to restrict your creativity.
ChromoTec 24
I used to have an Apple Watch, but I got the Series 3 which is waterproof up to 50 meters. I'm assuming you had the original or the Series 1, which are mostly outdated anyway, with the original not even being updated to WatchOS 5. If you don't have a warranty or anything, it sucks, but it's a great opportunity to get a new, more updated model!
acmariner99 25
Aw crap
cbchawks 14
you stand up to wipe? I dont know everything that goes on in a bathroom, but I'll give this a try
Donut_Wizard 23
“And that’s when he realized, he ****** up.”
blahblabbity 19
that’s what you get for standing up to wipe your ass, you MONSTER
blightsight 10
Why is this an fml? Now the Apple Watch is exactly where it belongs.