Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Smooth.
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Splash
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the very expensive watch he got me for Xmas resized. I dropped it trying to put it on and shattered the glass. The warranty won't cover it because of the adjustments made. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
False advertising
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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TayonaC 10
well you should sue for false advertisement!
mrahhhhh 21
People still wear expensive watches? I thought we used cell phones now.
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Comments (227)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
This is why you don't go giant squid hunting with nothing but a watch on. Of course it'll be destroyed by water!
Malkria 1
hahahhahaha
zeta24 0
and u dont sue for a little fricken watch u get ur money back but u r wasting everybodys time by takung a conpany to court because something they made doesnt work
MariaxMayhem 0
Haha fyl hope it had a warranty ...since you claim it was very expensive then I'm sure it would
slickrasta 1
You sure it wasn't water "resistant"?
quicheme45 0
Buy another....
kykyshay 0
I <3 rats! :)
sarahskeet1 0
Wow. The irony.
underyourbreath 8
UNGH! I hear you, OP. I bought a dive watch once, it flooded in surface waters! So fricken frustrating =p Unnecessary too, as my dive computer already had a watch on it. But i was young and inexperienced. Lesson learned, young padawan.
GODs_uncle 1
Hope you kept the receipt!
petrieboi 3
re fund?
Larawrr 0
well at least it wasn't destroyed by my acidic ******
Aero25 15
What the ... ? O_O Seriously? How do you feel, now that you've scarred us for life? :o