Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, I called off my engagement with my now ex-girlfriend. Yesterday, while drunk at a get-together with all our friends, she admitted she's still in love with her best friend, and only went out with me to forget about him, but is still pining for him anyway. She doesn't understand why that factoid might upset me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML
Today, I met the guy my ex left me for. He's morbidly obese, has no personality, and got her drinking again, even though she has a problem. She says, "I've never been happier." Now everything I've done for my anxiety and depression has come undone, and I can't be convinced there isn't something horribly wrong with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
wow, your ex is a psycho... stay strong OP. You can do it!
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, it's a good thing that you're not in that relationship anymore. She sounds more toxic than alcoholism.
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Comments (126)
emmaaadotcom 20
What a total bitch. Stay strong, OP! My Aunt is recovering alcoholic. It truly is a disease rather than personal choice. She managed to do it after years of self abuse, but she done it and I hope you can too.
cheezter 15
Send her a bullet in a ring box ;)
mustangbravo 27
Hang in there man. Quitting isn't easy. Everyone stumbles, just keep on the path.
annarcheer 19
oh my gosh this is one of the saddest fmls I've ever heard
demonfacee 14
Is your ex Taylor Swift? If so, then that explains it.
Sansa_fml 38
That's so rude of her, using your weakness to get back at you.
crazyclown00 17
Sorry to hear about your sobriety but congrats on dumping the physco.
martin8337 36
I see that she didn't follow through on her threat to kill herself. Usually the ones who say they will kill themselves won't do it.
Mc2013 18
You can send her a ring box with "**** You." Or "Kill Yourself." inside of it.
itwontvalidate 18
this FML was wild from start to finish