Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
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MateRicks 18
I wonder what OP did at that party?
fatkidfalling 11
Why didn't you just tell her to **** off?
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Comments (120)
Ins0mau 20
I agree it's a shitty thing for her to do to OP. But I bet there'd be heaps of supporters for the coach if OP was a guy and it was about OP's girlfriend.
mintstashinurtea 5
you are an idiot for doing it. learn how to stand up for yourself and stop throwing pitty parties.
LissaMccracken 23
Maybe she was just trying to prepare you in case a zombie apocalypse ever happens! Run those laps, zombies will never ******* catch you bitch!
doggy1230 5
Did you actually do it? It kinda sounds like she was joking around. If she was serious, you would have been well within your rights to tell her to go **** herself.
jamnglamgirlie 17
I hope you didn't seriously run those laps.
mk8833 9
Agreed. The mom shouldn't control everything she does due to a break up her son didn't agree with. It has to stop somewhere
_lifehappens_ 29
you really shouldn't have to do extra laps because of something thats not even related to the class, stand up for yourself!
Sitting_Ducki 8
I'd say I got sick from that and tell the doctor you were made to run. It'll be proof if she keeps it up. She keeps doing it report her
WorstLifeFML 3
Maybe some coach should have a face to face conversation with a flying soccer ball...? ^_^
AgentWashington 13
That is the defined word "bitch"
imdabess 9
ydi. you can't say you don't.
Thorzix 23
Yes she can, kindly get the **** out.
limabeans101029 21
How so? I don't see why she shouldn't have broken up with someone she was no longer interested in.