Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
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MateRicks 18
I wonder what OP did at that party?
fatkidfalling 11
Why didn't you just tell her to **** off?
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Comments (120)
Ksweety_fml 27
Karma is a bitch, OP!
Xalandra 17
Report her OP. She's not entitled to ruin your life because her son got his heart broken. It happens to everybody, and yeah, it sucks. But moms need to butt the **** out of their children's relationships after they're done. She needs to be proffesional or she shouldn't coach
Horris 3
Like any good coach, she's testing your commitment.
droln4maltesers 8
Well I can see why you broke his heart, who wants to date someone who has his mother fight his battles for him? ;)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
You shouldn't have broken his heart! YDI
limabeans101029 21
So you think she should've just carried on dating him when she no longer liked him in that way? Sometimes, even if it makes the other person sad, break ups are necessary. He'll get over it with time.
Croquis_fml 14
Joke's on her; all that exercise will just make you hotter and stronger in the long run, helping you find someone way better than her son in no time.
johnpaisley 6
At least it was raining
yesyesnonono 10
Well, the rest of the team didn't do it.
mk8833 9
That's kinda immature of her, I get that you broke his heart but you had the right to end the relationship 24/7. But if I were you, I wouldn't do anything unless she continues to pick on you. If she does that, complain to whoever's higher up or just tell her "no." She shouldn't control everything you do because of a break up her son didn't agree with. However, if you were a total b*tch to her son in the breakup, you should consider maybe apologizing. But only if you were really f*ucked up to the son.
TheAngryPrincess 3
I'm sorry but I'd report that. That's not right.