Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
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Top comments
MateRicks 18
I wonder what OP did at that party?
fatkidfalling 11
Why didn't you just tell her to **** off?
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Comments (120)
unwantedforlife 14
This is a form of hazing, reexport her immediately fyl
Sathane 21
You do realize that reporting her to your principal might give her a reason to think twice before being a stupid **** again, right?
tj4234 36
On the plus side, you will be super fit by the end of all this. :D
foxy_grampa 19
That's just wrong. I feel bad for you, she shouldn't be singling you out like that. What happened shouldn't matter to her at all
Rainhawk94 27
Why thumbed down? Nothing wrong with his comment
DrCoconut 3
Report her.
BrittNic0le 9
Running laps sucks but you'll just end up with sexier legs. If you wanna get to her, thank her in advance for the workout.
worldclassrager 41
We need a follow up of what you did...
Rainhawk94 27
She ran
perdix 31
What an idiot! After these grueling workouts, you're going to be even more out of her douchebag son's league. If she really wanted to **** you over, she'd bench you with a box of Ho-Ho's!
adhdwizard 13
She's just helping you better your endurance, if you think about the positives.
jdwmoore 5
ignore this just testing if my validation worked