Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!
Jimboom 12
Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.
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Comments (96)
violetdabomb 0
OP focus on your routine instead of eavesdropping
UnluckyChicka 0
what level r u?!? if ur like a 9 or 10 that's kinda patheticccc!!!!! lmao! I'm only a 7 but I got hurt and had to completely relearn everything in level 6.
andrewzzz 0
#3 how do u level up?
JonaDona 2
just keep walking on the grass, and when a pokemon jumps u just attack it with your own
UnluckyChicka 0
#5 u have to master all the skills in the current level and the next, most likely be good at those levels, and then a coach most likely will decide u r ready for the next level.
hahahaha19 0
#3 is talking about levels of gymnastics, there are ten normal levels.
UnluckyChicka 0
and then u can become elite, but you technically can test into it at any level. most people wait until after 10 and very few people actually become elites.
j300zx 0
#11 ******* WIN! Hahahahaha I dam nearly pissed myself when I read your comment! :D
nickward5252 0
my girlfriend is brittni schuster she is elite. in the top 5 for best gymnasts in the world
nickward5252 0
my girlfriend is brittni schuster. elite gymnast and on of the best in the country
natas_fml 13
first she's top 5 in the world, then top in the country. which story are you going with, you liar liar, plants for hire?!
QueenOfBoredom 0
hahaha i literally laughed out loud at that
nutsackmuscle 0
maybe it was world but then she got demoted to country.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Technically neither of nickward5252 comments are contradictory since you can be one of the Top 5 in the world and one of the best in the country at the same time.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Not that I believe him, I'm just pointing that out. Also, some people consider one's status in their country as more important than their status in the rest of the world.
nickward5252 0
no i ment the us srry
rcloca 10
I'm sorry but maybe she/he was thinking " hmm was I invited 2" NO JUDGING!
andrewzzz 0
u were probly left alone because they were all partying
t1mmy_168 0
Really?
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Whoa.... you know, I think you may be right!
megaluke 0
sounds like OP really flipped out over nit being invited to that party
marinus_fml 20
^ Sounds like the recipe for a good pun, if you ask me. Your sentence structure is not so great either.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"If you are going to try crack" xD
j300zx 0
Who needs a party when you have crappy cable channels and awesome hospital food! Yay! No I'm jk **** your life.
andrewzzz 0
pedobear!!!!!! :D
j300zx 0
Andrewzzz.. High Five to me! In fact I have some candy in my van! Want some? LOL
MyTwoCents_ 0
there aucually isn't any tv xD
MissBunny25 0
wow you must go to a shitty hospital then... last time I checked, there were TVs in the rooms in a hospital..
skulluks 0
You should have your own party and make them all over hear about it with everybody asking you about it very enthusiastically, only to have it somewhere else so they will be left out. Oh and put itching powder in there talk stuff.
Sae_Ghelk 6
Win.
Jimboom 12
Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.
kaitlynFail 0
Love it.
MissBunny25 0
hahaha idk why but that made me laugh
bayonet 0
Haha You probably weren't invited to the party anyway
Peachy18 0
Hahahahaha.
lexii_darling 0
sucks to be you
CTVrhythmguitari 8
sounds like your multi-tasking skills need work! :D
coolwhiplova 1
Do you straighten your hair
mccaincracker 6
YDI. why would a party be more important than you flipping around for gods sake?
Zebidee 9
Um, yeah... There are a few activities that shouldn't be attempted by people who are easily distracted. God help us all when you start driving.