Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
id say ydi if he was still your bf, but fml cuz he sounds like a asshole
Icarus3 0
This can't be the first stupid, immature, heartless thing he's ever done. YDI for dating such a worthless d-bag without realizing that it would come back and bite you in the ass. If you didn't know him well enough to know what a piece of sh** he is, then YDI for giving naked pictures to someone you didn't know that well. If you've ever participated in or laughed at the ways he's abused other people in the past, then YDI 50 times over for being stupid, immature, and heartless yourself.
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thew_fml 14
drugs dont make people do stupid shit. stupid people use drugs as an excuse for acting like themselves
DarthRant 0
Okay, let me say that sending nude photos is one of the the most asinine, adolescent trends going. If you're that stupid that you can't grasp the simple fact that sending a nude photo of yourself means that it will - not might; will - end up elsewhere on the 'net, likely all over the 'net, the you deserve every bit of humiliation that comes your way. Seriously, all the people that do that should just wear great big signs saying "I NEED ATTENTION, VALIDATE ME."
LMFAO_fail 0
Well then that would be a large number of signs. 20% of teens and 33% of those aged 20-26 have electronically sent a nude or semi-nude picture.
Bladian 5
I don't even know what to say to you. It WILL end up on the Internet? Yeah, no.
countrygirl0118 6
wow... why is it everyone on this site are always such assholes to the OP. I guess everyone just ignores that little sentence about "please try and be respectful." OP - sorry about this happening to you. But you said they are your friends and family, call up anyone who he has potentially sent info too and tell them that your ex is being psychotic and to disregard anything he sends them concerning you and him. As for your dad, if he's the crazy type just play innocent, "i don't know how he got this picture of me dad, maybe he was being a peeping-tom, you know he's my ex for several reasons, glad i got him out of my life now, etc." For the future, never send nude pics of yourself, and if a boyfriend asks for it or tries to take a pic of you nude himself, smash his phone or never be nude around him until he gets the idea that he has to follow the rules. Good luck.
Awnonymous 4
Weed made him do this.
Tlizzle 0
You are so ignorant.
Rico5037 0
soo are you sexy? :) laugh
ArtistsSunshine2 0
That really sucks..Im sorry..FYL
FerrariCake 2
Hopefully you learned your lesson: if you let someone take nude pics of you, the pics will get to someone that should not have them (i.e. parents, internet, etc). YDI for being so naive that you let him take nude pics of you and believed he would keep them to himself.
infantry831 0
you just told the whole world you are in love with a loser. how do you feel. you suck and I hope you get addicted to crack
Skull_300 0
Who is the naked **** in the pictures???
Relentless113 0
yess!!! yesss!!! dude i wanna chill with ur boyfriend, he seems like he would be amazing to be high with!