Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
id say ydi if he was still your bf, but fml cuz he sounds like a asshole
Icarus3 0
This can't be the first stupid, immature, heartless thing he's ever done. YDI for dating such a worthless d-bag without realizing that it would come back and bite you in the ass. If you didn't know him well enough to know what a piece of sh** he is, then YDI for giving naked pictures to someone you didn't know that well. If you've ever participated in or laughed at the ways he's abused other people in the past, then YDI 50 times over for being stupid, immature, and heartless yourself.
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jawtherian 2
where the f does it say he used weed here?
DrConstantine 0
You took the nudes, YDI.
MeAndMaryJane 0
Agreed!!!!
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
THAT ****** SUCKS. Yes, you shouldn't have taken the nudes but holy shit for it to make it to your dad **** THAT ******* SUCKS!!!!!!!! FYLFYLFYLFYLFYLFYLFYL
soamazinxoxoc 0
I'm sorry that sucks... :( anyone who says you deserve it is heartless, NO ONE deserves that. when you are dating someone and you take pictures like that, this is the LAST thing you think they would do.
DrConstantine 0
I am not heartless, I'm merely stating what a lot of people want to say but won't because they're probably done similar things (like take nude pictures). Anyone who is dumb enough to allow themselves to be photographed in the nude especially via cell phone and specifically in a day and age where everyone knows everything and anything about anybody, then absolutely yes do they deserve it.
blastvortex 4
If you don't want something to have the potential of "getting out," then don't do something that you feel you have to hide in the first place. You knew the risk you took; the same goes for your ex. Reality checks can suck, but they're there for a reason.
Firesprite2009 0
Claim the wonders of photoshop? :o &&, also, to everyone telling her to get more classy men; maybe her ex went on drugs AFTER they broke up, or maybe, his drug problem was the reason they broke up ?
kisseshugsdrugs 5
"drug problem" hahahaha nah, maybe just the fact that he was an asshole
Firesprite2009 0
I think that both of those facts would contribute to his actions. ._.
roacho 0
Press charges!! People need to start standing up for their rights, especially those specifically meant to protect you. If more and more people realized that it is illegal to do that and would face serious consequences for those actions, then more people would feel less inclined to send those naughty pictures. There is nothing wrong with taking nude pictures of oneself, and those who disagree, are either prudes, young, or those whose minds have been filled with brainwash.
eeehhhyyy 0
I'm guessing you've taken many nude pictures of yourself if you're going to be that defensive, then.
allison_natalie 0
Getting high doesn't make you do ridiculous shit like that, being asshole does.
jerylann 0
dude one weed doesnt make you do that.. idc if its sour diesel mixed with afghan kushh two hes an asshole for doing that three you shouldve made shure alll those pics and spit were deleted.. goood luck next time aroundd
xsheqoes_hardd 0
damn, thats a bullet to the headd