Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
id say ydi if he was still your bf, but fml cuz he sounds like a asshole
Icarus3 0
This can't be the first stupid, immature, heartless thing he's ever done. YDI for dating such a worthless d-bag without realizing that it would come back and bite you in the ass. If you didn't know him well enough to know what a piece of sh** he is, then YDI for giving naked pictures to someone you didn't know that well. If you've ever participated in or laughed at the ways he's abused other people in the past, then YDI 50 times over for being stupid, immature, and heartless yourself.
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ashleynicole1992 0
I did that once but I don't think my pictures got post or sent to people... there were even videos so u have nothing to worry about! lol.
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT, dumbass. When you chose to take nude pictures, you chose to assume the risk of it being leaked.
AntiChrist7 0
You shouldn't have dated the junkie in the first place. YDI
wtfdude6 0
Ireplywith_memes 0
Was it goatse?
rockyroad1234 0
Don't take pictures of yourself naked. And don't give them to people -- because you don't know if they're always going to be on your good side, and therefore you don't know if they would keep these pictures just for themselves or share them with the world. So, basically, it's your own damn fault.
LilaBear 2
FYL that your boyfriend was such a loser, YDI for allowing anybody to take naked pictures of you. Even if you completely trust your boyfriend and he's not the druggo that your bf is - even if he's your HUSBAND- what if his phone got stolen? Then some stranger would have naked pics of you. Nope, definitely YDI for allowing someone to take & store naked photos of you.
jollyjam1 2
Perhaps you should consider hanging out with a better class of pictures. If you had not dated a drug user this never would have happened. So YDI for dating a drug using lowlife.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
You probably think its OK when your husband gets drunk and beats you but are disgusted by high teenagers who hang out in front of convenience stores eating Fronions
jollyjam1 2
Hey genius I am a man. I see what drugs have done to your brain, you cannot tell the difference. Moron.
Tlizzle 0
No. This is not the fault of marijuana. This is her dumbass boyfriend's fault. Marijuana has been proven to have no effects on the brain except for positive ones (help prevent Alzheimer's, etc.). You should try it sometime and lighten up.
Idontgivedamn 0
I agree with you #38 in the fact that it wasn't the marijuana's fault, and that it was the boyfriends stupidity. Marijuana has been proven to have negative effects on the brain both short term (effects judgment and also motor skills) and long term. Thanks for trying.
Lee3799 0
ooo thts bad. I wish my bf would do tht )sarcasm
shockcrow 0
YDI for having a BF like that, and for taking nude pics. really, wtf is the trend these days?