traitor
Boston, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
AL
United States
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Random
United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Victoria?
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Accept it
Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge that I’m married because instead of a church, we got married outdoors in a lovely pagan ceremony (with a real marriage licence from the city council, obviously) and she keeps trying to introduce me to nice, single men from church. FML
Devo
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Anonymous
Silver Spring, United States
Birthday gift
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Top comments
bandofsand 10
Hope for rain?
shitsville 13
After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...
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Comments (76)
lylotrezor 20
I think your mother hates you.
Jillian1121 0
This exact thing happened to me! I had a bit of satisfaction that the bride apparently didnt know the extent of my relations with him. Also they have both gotten huge.
bidon121 9
It must be one hell of a backyard...
suri23 11
WTF?
ohSNAPyall 27
We'll see. I wonder what his fiancée will have to say about that.
wildfiresgirl 7
wtf?
finch01 18
and it is a trailer park
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Ewwww>.< small weddings!
limitedition 25
Your Mom needs some sensitivity lessons. Your ex needs.to move on & his bride to be needs to grow a backbone and say "not 1 chance in hell will we be getting married in your exs backyard". There are many public places or churches where they could tie the knot.
townsee 5
wow that is going to be painfull