Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
perdix 31
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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Comments (140)
doyers11 0
3some?!
Jimster1712 0
no, shut up, threesome jokes are ******* lame
kings1fan 6
Yeh what an idiot everyones knows foursome jokes are WAY better
gojira666 7
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
phoenixslayer69 4
And fivesums will kill you....
est000dog 11
wth, this sounds realy bad
dre_bro11 12
So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.
RedSharpieInk 5
Paint his nails hot pink when he's sleeping
mahomie97 7
Oh yeah very matoure!
nashspring 1
Number 1. Best first comment yet.
bubbly31 0
Before reading the second line all I saw was "today my mom married my boyfriend" that would be way more awkward
11grace18 5
50- which is all that matters!
Baybe15 0
Stay tuned for next weeks "All In The Family".....
akichan15 5
dumbass.
rocker_chick105 31
well this would be the best time to get some revenge on him! Put a fake spider in his bed!
BellaBelle_fml 23
Yea! That'll show him! Fake spiders are ******* scary as hell.
quinkadink 0
Ur pic is skanky have some respect for ur self. U should kno strange ppl come on here ... Never kno what they will do....
StoryOfTheYear 15
25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed. Those creepers.
faithxoxox 1
Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.
VorpikeII 17
What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o
ceddyz17 10
The creapy kind
FlipInBrosky 4
-41 The "preying" ones
jman730 0
This calls for a mega dick punch!
rexgar2000 10
or a roundhouse kick to the face? get it?
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...
saIty 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
kings1fan 6
Jerry Jerry Jerry
slick5880 22
Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.
Jdimp 1
this should be a movie
princessbits 17
Your mom is a douche.
xlord 27
Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??
The_Instigator 11
This is where you sabotage their relationship.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Cayenne
rexgar2000 10
this is Jerry Springer shit!
Runescaper 1
^ Win
juliushater 12
**** me gently, no pun intended !!!
MegaTroller_fml 5
What the **** are you talking about?
xlord 27
^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!
MyLifeIsWierd 12
If there was no pun u shouldnt have even commented
KennKenn 0
It's not gonna be incest too. Prepare for lots of moaning.
kings1fan 6
Keep it in the family