Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Victoria?
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Accept it
Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge that I’m married because instead of a church, we got married outdoors in a lovely pagan ceremony (with a real marriage licence from the city council, obviously) and she keeps trying to introduce me to nice, single men from church. FML
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Birthday gift
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
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bandofsand 10
Hope for rain?
shitsville 13
After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...
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Comments (76)
lexi365 20
And get water balloons just in case.
nix1993 41
Why does your mother hate you so much?
underseacrets 2
Honestly, if you live there, I don't care if your mom likes him or not, **** his wedding up. Your mother is rude and very inconsiderate, I don't care if she thinks he's still awesome and friendly, you are her child, and you and your feelings come first. She wouldn't know your boyfriend were it not for you, and I, just to be spiteful, would crash the wedding and ruin it all. I understand it's kind of childish, but life's unfair, so you can be unfair right back to those who've wronged you. I think you need to have a talk with your mom, though..
xLetMeB 3
It would suck even more if you're not even invited..
fantasyworld 39
Go to Vegas for the weekend.