traitor
Boston, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
AL
United States
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Random
United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Victoria?
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Accept it
Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge that I’m married because instead of a church, we got married outdoors in a lovely pagan ceremony (with a real marriage licence from the city council, obviously) and she keeps trying to introduce me to nice, single men from church. FML
Devo
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Anonymous
Silver Spring, United States
Birthday gift
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
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bandofsand 10
Hope for rain?
shitsville 13
After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...
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Comments (76)
karlcolt45 19
I honestly don't see the problem. have a modest wedding, splurge on the honeymoon
maz95 17
Except OP isn't the bride in this case.
bamagrl410 31
As awkward as it is, some parents form relationships with their child's significant other, and they sometimes remain in contact. Maybe he & his bride-to-be couldn't afford or just couldn't book a venue. Yea, it's weird to have your ex around, but I think OP is being a little selfish. But maybe that's just my way of thinking because I don't hate my exes.
oj101 33
A real life Sims 3 wedding
Bakarra 22
At least you didn't have to walk all the way to riften to meet with your partner so you could get married and walk all the way to solitude. Sims wedding > Skyrim
StarThrower 17
Find some roadkill, bury it in your backyard, and then pretend the wedding is actually a funeral. You can also through some mementos and photos in the grave, as a finishing symbolic touch.
Bakarra 22
Or...oooooor she can just not come? But yea making a big deal out of something that she has no control over does sound like a decent plan B
StarThrower 17
I was just joking :) It's such a ridiculous idea, I didn't think anyone could take it seriously.
TheJester12 15
The story changes a bit when your mother also happens to be Demi Moore and you're having a wedding in the back of Ashton kuchers fancy ass mansion. But this is fml, so there is also probably going to be a mariachi band involved at the wedding too . Drink up
MuseFan1991 14
eh? ashton kutcher married demi moore herself, not her daughter
BellaBelle_fml 23
And they are now divorced.
MuseFan1991 14
yeah i know and he's with Mila Kunis now. I'm just slightly confused with TheJester's comment. am i missing something?
Tempest559 12
I feel like I'm in the south!
LaLince 40
It would be interesting to hear the bride's opinion.
Vidrill 22
It is incredibly inconsiderate of your mother to suggest that and I still don't understand why some fml posters don't put their foot down. You should insist that this is very hard on you and you shouldn't have to deal with that in your own home. And what a jerk your ex is, agreeing to have his wedding right under your nose....
pain16 11
i feel sorry for you. if i was i would stand up to your mum tell her how you feel then go round a friends house and grab a film
daydreamer244 13
If I were you, I'd go out that day. sorry op.
Meme1988 18
The hell is wrong with the three of them?????!!! (Mom, ex, and the bride)