Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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Comments (537)
redmnky21 8
oh theres this thing... gosh whats it called... oh yeah... A LEASH! idiot! its a law for a reason...
chiddy_bang71 0
the dog could have been in the yard with a fence around it.
jessyrodgers 0
pretty sure the reason a leash is the law isn't so that your dogs don't get taken away by owls
thewife5 19
not all of us live in trailer parks.. we have large fenced yards for our animals. geez!! anyways OP, sorry for your loss. :(
yummcookie 0
Wow that's a law in the USA? Sucks to be you guys.
chiddy_bang71 0
it's a law in public places, like on a bike path next to a highway. that's really the only place I can think of where I live where they actually have signs up for it. and I've never seen anyone enforce it.
Punkpoptart1119 20
#121 Just because someone lives in a trailer park doesn't mean they don't have a big, fenced in yard. Way to be judgmental.
keyboo 0
there are some places that do not require dogs to be on a leash like in the country where there are at least a few owls flying around
Seeninbed 1
I'm sorry,um get something bigger next time.
GamerMatt97 0
was your dog a chihuahua or puppy.sorry for your loss
aztecz0r 6
I've heard of running away but not flying away, ex pet of superman?
IrishGermanHybri 0
if it was small enough to be picked up by an owl it wasn't a real dog anyway.
gar4152 0
u don't even know what kind of dog it was. could have been a rotweiller puppy for all u know. U obviously don't know how big owls get or how much weight they can carry. u are the idiot.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Regardless of spelling errors 265 has a point. Also IGH is a tool.
keyboo 0
I didn't know that dogs lose authenticity the smaller they are
iceclimbers1 0
well, they do.
iceclimbers1 0
265, 308 get over it. small dogs suck, everyone with any kind of backbone knows that. the tiny dogs shouldn't even be outside because they have a disadvantage out in nature. people only get em cause they can't handle a real dog
fauxyhaha 0
Well what if it was a PUPPY
IrishGermanHybri 0
if it was small enough to be picked up by an owl it wasn't a real dog anyway.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
This is sad :(
SuperNinjaa 0
YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
tona01 16
this comment made my morning, i just imagined hedwig bringing harry a dead chihuahua, while all the other kids get presents.
Mach10 0
This.
tona01 16
Thanks :)
RandomPotato 0
I know. When I read this I immediately thought 'How could you, Hedwig?'.
BigPerro4life 0
the cycle of life... wouldn't have happened if you would have had a Rottweiler! :)
jamie72596 9
Hedwig has returned!