flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doggone
United States
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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missdestinfl2010 0
or she forgot her meds this morning. or took to many! you really should go to the doctor and get your head checked!
hiddenriot7 5
that's what you get for having a small dog
AgentCobra 5
Maybe this is so funny because it's fake. Who would post an FML about it? I would actually get off my ass and hunt that owl down!
CallMeHush 1
Get a man-size dog.
bailey80 3
omfg I'm so sorry! that's really sad... :(
princessjes23 6
oh no!! D= so sorry, op
ArsenalFan12 0
I doubt the owl could have got far
jazziness 12
this fml is soo sad sorry for your loss op but maybe the owl will put him back hopefully
ReynshineCutting 10
The owl will put him back? Really? *shakes head*
yzf250rider88 2
clearly you have a shitty dog that resembles a rat or mouse so I'm thinking what ever scooped it up did you a favor
musicalmaggs 0
reminds me of the proposal...