KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"chris_lillo"
Waco, United States
Late reaction
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Dog Person Now
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
4am blues
Lehigh Acres, United States
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
Anonymous
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Ketchup
United States
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
K-Rat
United States
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
HappyNewYear
Feral kitty
Today, a cat ran into the house and got cornered in my room. Animal control wasn't answering so I did what I could to try to lure it out. It proceeded to chomp down on my finger. Way to start the New Year. FML
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redscarf_fml 8
Why wasn't your bird in a cage of some sort? Haven't you heard of gentle acclimating a pet to a new environment? Seems like you fault
lfloyd0504 18
What a catastrophe!
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Comments (87)
swenny_xoxo 18
Well that sukcs
Arkham_Callabero 15
That's an understatement
The_ghetto_mango 25
And a misspelling.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Oh, and no dip, Sherlock.
lfloyd0504 18
What a catastrophe!
lexred 30
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This comment has received the best pun award!
LilMissCanadian 22
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I was just going to say that, so here's a new one. That must gave been hawkward for you.
jake131000 21
I'm liking your comment because i appreciate a clever comment!
RichardCherry32 9
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Sad that when someone's beloved pet dies, people joke about it, and it's even sadder, that others think it's funny.
Miss_Whipped 43
It seems nobody likes this thread today!
RenamonFucksLuna 21
:( Sorry OP that that happened to you.
Anonymous8297 5
Wow. Your cat ate your bird and ran off without facing consequences, what a pussy.
redscarf_fml 8
Why wasn't your bird in a cage of some sort? Haven't you heard of gentle acclimating a pet to a new environment? Seems like you fault
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm also wondering how the cat was able to run away. Was the front door left open or something? On the first day of having it I would expect OP to be paying a bit more attention to the cat than that
Xamry14 10
It could have been. When I was a kid one of my cats ate my bird. She jumped on the cage and knocked it over and when the bottom fell off, grabbed the poor thing.
imnotadinosaur 10
Just because a bird is in a cage doesn't mean a cat get into it. My cat was used to being in the home environment with my birds but he was plotting from day one how to get into the cage because one day I came home and one my birds was going in shock on the floor bleeding out and the other one was in my cats mouth. Some pets just don't go together.
Lemou_fml 25
Having more than 30 birds in a house with two cats hunting on daily basis... How does any of this happen?
sydnvy 15
oh no, you've got to been kitten.
Lalala579121 28
You have cat to be kitten me right meow. I know I'm not an early bird, but I have to tweet this.
gracehi 33
That's awful that that happened to you and I'm so sorry for your loss. I know how gut wrenching it is to lose a pet suddenly in an accident like that.. but... Whoever got you that cat really should have thought that through better. Cats and birds do not mix unless the cat has been raised with birds from the time he he was a kitten. Cats have a natural instinct to hunt birds that is very difficult to overcome.
writerchic85 26
Or make sure you have a secure cage and/or a bird that's not so small and delicate. My Amazon scares the shit out of my cat. Lol
nishcabob 12
You sound like a bad owner...
ccameron12 21
Wow that's awful.
Anonymous8297 5
You've cat to be kitten me right meow. That's crazy, but your cat sounds like a pussy running away like that
Arkham_Callabero 15
Let me show you the door