Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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ojhatsman 0
that's why small dogs suck
holybuckets 0
No.
iceclimbers1 0
yeah.
fauxyhaha 0
Kinda
Ugi 27
I'm glad you weren't out for a walk with your baby!
lexiemuffin 0
my dog is my baby
dogpup4 23
It could have been a puppy though.
zeromarth 2
thats what i would like too know too?
SteveMagnifico 6
OP you should have had your dog on a leash
ReynshineCutting 10
Umm there are lots of cases when you have your dog outside when they don't need a leash: 1) in your fenced yard 2) if they're old and don't run at all anymore 3) if they're behaved well enough to stay with you and come right when you call 4) at the dog park... Lots of reasons why leashes are not always necessary.
samanthanicolee 0
do owls even do that? I thought that was only hawks that pick up small animals
ugliness 6
owls do that, :(
craw1992 0
damn, I'm sorry to hear that, maybe the dog should've been on a leash...?
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
YDI for having a rat on a lead and claiming it's a dog. Because the only dogs that an owl would be able to lift are the small, yappy horrible one. Get a proper dog next time.
DjeePee 25
*cough* puppy *cough*
wooiekid 0
get yourself a bulldog or mastiff. then next time this happens you'll have a dead owl instead
SpankyMcThrust 6
I can't help but laugh at everyone using the phrase "real dog", somehow trying to emasculate anything smaller than a lab. ******' meatheads.
XxsabathxX 12
asshole
Ace021 0
DAMN sorry for the lose
gtownloc 0
did it make a high pitched yelp?
Wheredidgrungego 12
That'll ruin your day. **** your dog's life OP.