flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doggone
United States
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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Comments (537)
saggypeanuts 0
how small was ur dog
PuppiesFTW 5
get a bigger dog?
SavySituation 0
Lmao, I Can't Breathe Laughing ! ....... (maybe I'm still high) but this is so funnyyyyyyy aha !
metalhead5564 0
How is that funny? Someone's dog (who they probably cared about a lot) was taking by an owl!
brianjman14 23
**** you, bitch.This ain't funny.
JEHughes 13
yea it's not funny and if you think telling everyone you're high makes you look cool it doesn't. It makes you look SUPER trashy. So does your haircut.
awsomekristen13 0
your a ******* sicko..... WTF is wrong with you ?
marinus_fml 20
Everybody calm down and be nice to the crackwhore. Who am I kidding? GTFO
AnagenisisZagus 13
I have never seen so many winners on FML before until now. Bravo, repliers.
itsgen 16
**** you!! you nasty hoe looking bitch go choke on sucking a dick which is all ur good at
monzach 5
That was a bit much 129...
spazmattic 0
cause stoners with bad haircuts suck good dick? I think not
lionlvr 9
F you....you think it's funny that someone's Dog that they cared and loved a lot got carried away by an owl? What the F is wrong with you?!?! And it's not cool that you do drugs....it just makes you look bad....yeah. I hope a giant freaking Owl comes and swoops you up off the ground (Lol) right in front of your whole family....then you won't think it's so funny. ? R.I.P. Puppy. :)
holybuckets 0
who gives a shit if you're high?!? Asshole.
cassidy420 0
heartless bitch. high or not. that's messed up..
Helldemon 32
Not really something to be laughing about.
puny74 0
Were you high when you got your hair done as well? Also, I would laugh my balls off if this happened to YOUR pet, bitch.
AuburnBoi17 5
231 that is a funny ass reply!!!
fauxyhaha 0
How in the hell is that funny? GTFU
OneBigMessUp 5
Haahahaha thats funny, did you watch the owl take it away? xD
HannahForbesxo 13
No, he forgot to watch and just walked off as if nothing happened. Derp.
tona01 16
tard
lionlvr 9
No F-Tard. Why would he?!?! I'd chase after the freaking Owl!!!!
SpankyMcThrust 6
You should have been swallowed.
mikeyg36 6
**** you bitch. How is that funny?
fauxyhaha 0
Seriously, how is that funny?!
OneBigMessUp 5
Asshole
FMijnLeven 11
Hahahaa. Did you get you dog back? :D
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats, cuz they is scoopin' errybody out there!
GlamourGhoul 3
hahahaha too funny!
tahvoh 3
airforce987 20
he's flying through your windows, he snatchin' your puppies up!
ohikthnxbai 0
lol @19
lionlvr 9
Lol. We Gon' Find You!!!! We Gon' Find You....Homeboy Homeboy!!!!
trvt 0
BEST COMMENT EVAR
SavySituation 0
#19 hahahahaha
ipwnlosers 4
You must be new.
lmaoatall 6
or maybe she's still high!
missdestinfl2010 0
or maybe she just forgot to take her meds.. or took to many?
CountryGirl111 7
lmao 94! XD
scrapmetal58 9
Clearly the owl is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.
itsgen 16
21=bitch
tona01 16
131 hey take it down a bit, you sound like a person that would like to cut our favorite stoner. just listen to a little bob marley, perhaps three little birds or easy skanking. chill a little, life's too good
txgirl2013 14
64 - I thought the same thing...or she's a pure retard.
MrXerxes5 6
O.o small dog. badass owl.
vi3tno_romeo 5
bless....=
stevebrack86 0
get a real dog and that won't happen