Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
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Comments (117)
noncom 12
Just give it some laxatives
animal50199 10
What if the crap isnt your dog's?
RetardedPotato 6
Just buy a new ring. :]
J4C0B 1
This is not an original story. No one believes this really happened to you! This reminds everyone of Marley and me and reminds me of American wedding
MaDobie 1
One of our dogs swallowed a sharp pebble. Our vet told us to feed the dog canned spinach. Apparently the spinach is supposed to wrap around the object and help it pass through the digestive track. Anyway, we tried it and it worked like a charm. Just a suggestion.
zoebel 1
Yea...your screwed
StaceyMichelle 5
I would just forget about the ring... nothing is worth digging through dog crap for.
Darwin03 1
That's how we my G/F necklace she lost. A little gold and diamond glistening in a turd.
bubo_fml 11
C'mon...Just use a metal detector...Unless you just enjoy rooting around in every piece of dogshit you encounter!
guyverzerox 6
Why didn't you just get a metal detector?