Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Top comments
Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
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Comments (117)
dead_insects 18
reminds me of one of my favorite movies, 'Snatch'. Only the pooch in that movie swallowed an 80 carat diamond! I adore animals but sometimes they do things that try the nerves....best of luck retrieving your ring!
holeyman 8
Greatest movie ever!!
dead_insects 18
oh dear gawd its incredible!! there was a time that I was watching it everyday... glad to meet a fellow fan ^_^
WaSiSimiLang 8
You ain't talking shit till I stuff it in ye mouth, mister...
blubberfish 10
well that's just a shitty situation you're in now isn't it
dead_insects 18
please stop it..
L_Lovegood 19
At least he didn't put on sunglasses. Wait, that would probably have protected him from all the crap he'll now be getting from the rest of people in here. Fire away, folks!
erinnrose 9
I know how that feels, its one of the perks that come along to owning a dog.
sexaaydino 14
Reminds me of marley and me when he eats the necklace
JustKittyKat 24
*joins in said slow clap*
mdsummrsnght 17
Try using the hose to break it up first
shrdlu 28
GovernorGeneral 8
*joins in as well*
Griffin10 5
U should take ur dog to the vet as one myself that cause actually cause gastrointestinal upset and if it gets lodged in the colon can kill ur dog. Something like that should be taken vary seriously