Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
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Comments (117)
longview_fml 0
Lol this remind me of American pie, the wedding. Oh god xO
Ryan_Jaxson 8
The ring will come out SHINIER! Well...if you read Marley & Me?
dead_insects 18
ALL pets need love and a warm home ^_^
fadingaway 17
At least you don't have to eat it, Stifler. Just block your nose and spray the poop with the hose pipe. Story time. My mom wears her wedding ring, so when I was 11 she gave me her engagement ring - gold with a diamond in it. At age 12 I was wearing it and forgot to take it off before leaving for school (our school had a strict uniform and no-jewellery-except-plain-earrings policy). When I got to school, I was still sitting in the car (my grandparents had given me a ride), so I took the ring off and dropped it into my front chest-pocket, or so I thought. Later in the day I checked my pocket and it wasn't there. I thought I must've dropped it in the car, so when my grandparents came to fetch me, I looked everywhere but couldn't find it. I started freaking out, I was terrified that I'd have to tell my mom I lost it - she would've been so upset and disappointed in me. I decided to retrace my steps. I found the ring lying in the middle of the road, where I'd gotten out the car in the morning. Miraculously it was neither stolen nor run over by the dozens of cars that came to that entrance. These days I still wear the ring, along with 5 others, and I never take it off.
stormchaser24 24
It will be more like 2-3 days. I had the same thing happen to me, and it came out looking great, after I washed the dog crap off.
OneLessScarecrow 6
Good luck with that!:')
mattwin88 4
just like in marley and me
metalwolf 17
Go to the dollar store, buy a strainer like you would use on pasta, dump the dropping in and give it a spraying with a garden hose. Just an idea.
drunkandfml 11
I'm surprised nobody commented 'that's a shitty situation' so far
SammyS2012 21
*slow clapping has gone far too long. Helps bring the clapping to a fast, thundering crescendo*