Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
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Comments (117)
superswagbro 7
This reminds me of Marley and Me.
woainishamu 21
It's a movie.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#20 - Me, too! I love the movie c:
I_lost_the_game 25
30- if anything, it should be Marley and I, but since the majority know its a movie, no correction needed.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
76- Uh, no, I'm pretty sure even if it wasn't a movie, it would still be "Marley and Me." (I think it's because "I and Marley" wouldn't make sense, but "Me and Marley" does so it couldn't be "Marley and I). If I'm wrong, I apologize.
jessica051085 5
you're correct, it would still be Marley and me or Marley and you.
SammyS2012 21
It's not always I; if the sentence can stand only with me, then it's: (person's name) and me. Like: Can you help Jennifer and me?
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Who give a shit about how the movie is Spelt. It is one of the best made. Haha and the only reason I looked at these comments was to see if it reminded anyone else of that movie.
Shayners5565 3
Yeah, I only clicked this to find someone comment this ;)
KVKdragon 26
It'd be a lot easier for you if you had a metal detector. Then you'd be able to tell which pile has the ring. Unless your dog has an acute taste for metal 0.0
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I swear, I better not see one of those "shitty situation" puns.
Sawarski 13
Just look up at #2 they....somewhat have used the unoriginal meme. I don't know what's worse the fact that they used the meme or that they messed it up.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...Son of a bitch.
CherryLipBalm 1
Oh my goodness, sawarski, I just read your description and I have to say I am scared...
petshark 4
Sounds really untasteful
s0ulslack 20
haha rather then play with poop, scoop it up and throw it into a small container with water and do the ol shake n bake method. GL
WaSiSimiLang 8
This is one of the better advices I've seen so far! Keep up the good work
shrdlu 28
Or maybe try using a garden hose to "blast away" at it.
jkmartinjk 16
*starts a slow clap*
jackdup6 3
If you take some hydrogen peroxide and mix it with water in a bottle, you can squeeze it down their mouth and they will throw up almost immediately. And dont worry people, the dog wont get hurt but nobody seems to know this trick. Ive saved two of my dogs by using this method. One ate rat poison, and the other ate some rubber gloves
dead_insects 18
I've never heard of that, but will definitely have to remember it!
shrdlu 28
Also a useful tip for bulemics.
dead_insects 18
ipocac works well also!
SystemofaBlink41 27
What a defecative conflict you are rather in...
acetheone 8
good luck with that op, hope you find the ring.
teyyoshi 19
i am using a blackberry FML app where i cant see any reply notifications, what a pity!