Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
organizse 28
Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.
swanheart 35
Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?
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Comments (49)
swanheart 35
Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?
AlwaysWatching 27
Maybe OP was flipping the roll to get to the side with the beginning of the paper but then as they were rolling it in that way it fell off
Tarlachia 33
They could at least still pull only what was needed and take care of business...
Brandi_Faith 34
If they pull it could just rip though and then he'd be left with nothing. Hope he was able to get what he needed.
onlychildFTW 34
Do you really want to use toilet paper that had been all over the floor of a public bathroom? Gross. Just there those underpants out after. Haha.
organizse 28
Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.
Tomgirl_Julie 19
Looks like you're in a "shitty" situation
paintedchocolate 30
It only took 3 comments for this to happen? Really? Go stand in a corner and think about what you just did!
AllSoul 23
How are people even still trying to use this pun?
davisjenny81 30
Reminds me of a time when I was out of toilet paper in an airplane bathroom
Albuca 13
Hopefully there was a new roll around somewhere for you to use!
MrSarary 26
You still had toilet paper, what did you expect people to help you do?
AllSoul 23
No, OP no longer had the toilet roll, it rolled away and hoped the person who laughed would give it back. Or anyone.
LOLouis_fml 24
"Oh, shit!"
Nexa_fml 21
Shit happens..
AllSoul 23
Really? You're really going to attempt that comment?
FitFriday 32
That's so evil.
rachelllllb 18
that sounds like a pretty shitty situation :p
Ravensmoon666 19
Your joke is overused.