Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
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Comments (232)
icedrake523 2
You need to tell her about shrinkage.
Rellikiox 0
And it's common to have a smaller penis after a shower, more if it was a cold one. And #21 is right
paperfox_fml 0
Pff, kids see each other's genitals all the time. I bathed with my parent's friend's kids, I splashed around nude in the paddling pool with cousins. It happens. And yes, #15, if a little girl walks in on a naked man she is gonna look at his dick. She doesn't have one and she hasn't learnt that it's bad manners to stare, you can't blame her for being curious.
RhiannonD 0
Go Dylan!
Rellikiox 0
We should ask Dylan his opinion.
mfed1120 0
#16...i really dont think they are siblings... and # 21 you bet me to it. dude go talk to your kid, for real. at that age, i would never walk into the shower if either of my parents were using it...she's 7. she's old enough to know to knock, 2nd grade come on.
boone_fml 0
I'm still looking for the "who cares?" button
spamme 0
maybe dylan is the new john holmes?
eliz3 0
Everyone needs to chill out about the fact she's 7 and has seen a penis. So what? It doesn't mean anything. Kids that age bath together, change together etc. I doubt it implies she's a raging *****.
TerAki 0
#5, you're a female aren't you? Not all erections are sexual and a 7 year old can get one.