Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
Poor you. If your boyfriend has a modicum of sense, he will see the advantage of not having to see his girlfriend's family every Christmas and/or New Year, not to mention the famous Mother-of-the-Bride syndrom that plagues most weddings.
Brightside86 31
Ouch, I think your ex is in for a rude surprise. In my experience girlfriends without family issues are rare.
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Yudith 28
Poor you. If your boyfriend has a modicum of sense, he will see the advantage of not having to see his girlfriend's family every Christmas and/or New Year, not to mention the famous Mother-of-the-Bride syndrom that plagues most weddings.
Chazzster 32
It depends on just why Mom feels that way. If she's just a horrible person and OP does not deserve those feelings then that shouldn't have influenced the now ex. On the other hand if Mom has good reasons behind her feelings due to OP's attitude or behavior then it actually is a red flag. ... Side note - Many girls become like their mom and many boys become like their father. If you're considering a long term relationship there are advantages to getting to know the parents. Obviously, children are not necessarily destined to become their parents, but there is often that tendency.
Brightside86 31
Ouch, I think your ex is in for a rude surprise. In my experience girlfriends without family issues are rare.
D J's MOM 17
you don't mention your age, but your ex sounds very immature. if he dropped you simply because of what your mom said then he didn't like or respect you enough to talk to you about it first. bullet and wasted time dodged. also you need to have a conversation with your mom. Good luck.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wait, YOUR mother wants YOU dead? Am I reading that right? Yikes...