Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
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loyalwolf06 0
An older boy pulled down his pants and showed me his dick when I was 7. He was trying to be mean and it was not a good experience. Maybe the fact that she's seen a dick IS innocent, but if the dad was surprised, it most likely isn't because they are bathing or changing together because parents would know about that. And honestly, by the time you are 7, you really shouldn't be bathing or changing with anyone. You're old enough to do that on your own. Talk to your kid for sure cuz however this sighting came about really should be prevented in the future. And please lock the door and/or teach or to knock.
Starhling 0
When I was 8, I bathed and changed with friends. No big deal, sure we're old enough we can do it alone, but we didn't have anything then, so it didn't really matter.
Amkii 0
I'd hope they're sister and brother.
silver44 0
when i was little i walked in on my step dad in the bathroom prolly around 7ish i thought he has 3 penises till i was older.. Noone explained to me what i was looking at cuz they found it funny that I think i saw 3 of them.. So go talk to her.. befor its to late and somone else dose it the wrong way.. So no worrys dude she has no clue what shes really looking at and i doubt shes gonna be a ***** when she grows up just from seeing some penis at a young age
BatgirlZKE 5
Doesn't anyone on this site know how to lock a goddamn door?
whateverbutt 0
thats gross.
rukusrazor 0
You must take some damn cold showers, or you're hung like a Tic-Tac. Overall, big deal. Everyone's right. She doesn't what she was looking at. Lock the door next time.
This_Guy 0
You better hope your daughter doesn't go telling everyone about your tiny member. Also #35 FTW. You made me choke on my breakfast laughing. And also, no, nobody knows how to lock a door.
skatingweasel 0
I imagine high school gym class must have sucked for you.
kristina3514 0
Hey at least u found a woman to have a daughter with!
skcocdrahkcus 0
Damn... She is only 7 and has seen old penis, young penis, small boy's penis, dad's penis, erect small boy's penis, unerect older penis... to a point where she can now compare penis sizes. Jeez someone cover that childs' eyes quick!