nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
punkchica123 0
Wtf? Who cares? Thats who she is and if u want to make her feel better about herself u should support her decisions YDI bitch
ack_bean 0
Give her a barbie and hope she remembers the good old times when she wasn't emo?
iiMusic 0
That really doesnt work like that..
kalamazoorocks 8
Okay, just because someone is 'emo' that doesn't make them a bad person. It just means that something in their life is really upsetting to them. It doesn't mean they have started drugs or drinking, it just means that there is something wrong. You should help her instead of posting about it on fml.
k8izgr8_fml 0
who legitimately refers to themselves as emo or a goth? you aren't expressing yourself or your individuality if there are thousands of other people acting just like you and dressing just like you. it's not cool. just for the severely insecure.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
When I read "aye" I went back over the comment and read it in an old English accent, one that if used when drunk it sounds like bloody rubbish. =))
BitchynessIsGod 4
Did she start cutting herself or is she just wearing "emo style" clothes, and listening to the "emo genre" of music. And just a heads up, people that cut, just about none of us like being called emo. Emo is just a way to describe hundereds of the sterotypes out there in the world. It's not a title you want to give someone if they like being called it they wither don't cut or they're attention ****** that cut very shallow and tell the eintire school that they do it.
Summera 2
Because there apparantly are a lot of kids on here who consider themselves emo.
hope540 0
Shortest fml ever?
hvc448 0
Not always true.Don't judge something that you don't understand.
trese666 0
um, you're a dummie. emo shouldn't even be given credit as a word