Today, I was sitting on the couch when my cat decided that the top of my head was the perfect height to use as a springboard to get up to the cat climbing tree. She had her claws out for traction. FML
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AkaiKitsune 32
They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious
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Dave_Davington 34
You really need to teach your cat not to do that in future. Next time you get the chance, use your cat's head to jump onto the cat climbing tree. Your cat will learn never to do that again. And yes, I am a professional cat trainer IRL, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Cat got your tongue? Hair? Scalp?
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Comments (27)
moodyreallyrocks 27
WOW OP!! Sounds painful, hope you're alright..
Lobby_Bee 18
Did you get scalped in the process?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Cat got your tongue? Hair? Scalp?
kittykat_bw13 12
I'm sorry I accidentally voted you deserve it but you so Don't! oh god that just happened in my eye!
Lalala579121 28
Aren't you the same OP as the horse ones? Do you have any pets that don't try to troll/injure you on a weekly basis?
Cynical_1 26
Yes, the horse ones and the guy who passed out in the bathroom and then ran around the store naked. This one makes the fourth FML she's had published in about a week and a half. Pretty impressive considering most people are lucky if they ever manage to get even one published.
Dave_Davington 34
You really need to teach your cat not to do that in future. Next time you get the chance, use your cat's head to jump onto the cat climbing tree. Your cat will learn never to do that again. And yes, I am a professional cat trainer IRL, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.
Glowworm56 27
I'm seeing a pattern with your pets here. ;)
jamielusions 19
How's your horse? ^^
Emmereen 29
I've been used as a stepping stone and landing pad. The cats never seem to learn that I don't appreciate the claws.
RichardPencil 32
I'm not sure what to do about this situation -- it's a real head-scratcher!