Today, my country’s health minister said on TV, "Stay home! Don’t travel, don’t meet people!" The same evening, he drove to another state to have dinner with a group of people who gave money to his political party. He had taken a COVID test before. It came back positive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I just spent 5 weeks at a job training and was supposed to go on holiday on Monday, the first since 2019. Now I can’t even go home and hug my son. FML
Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML
Today, after almost 2 months of working from home alone, I was out walking and heard 2 guys talking. One was sitting in his car smoking weed; the other was standing next to the car telling him how he was tested positive today. Maybe not mention you are Covid positive when you're not supposed to be in public at all. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Today, my boss told me that he is really getting scared of Covid-19. He's too cheap for tests. His solution? He'll work from home for 2 weeks while I meet with all employees 1-1. If I don’t get sick, he'll feel OK coming back. FML
Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, my husband has been isolating for 6 days in our bedroom, with me sleeping in the spare room, since his positive COVID test. I found instructions for how to fake the positive result on our shared iPad. He lied to get out of work, my birthday, and my parents' anniversary party. FML
Today, I was told I was negative for Covid, so I went to buy wine to celebrate. Two hours later, I got a call again, saying I was positive and placed under quarantine. FML
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DonULFonso 22
Jens Spahn, German minister of health, told us citizens to hold stay disciplined at home and to learn to waive, and that very sane day he took part in a dinner with with potential donors, while it is not allowed to meet with more than one single person :/ "to avoid infection" - well, he was tested positive with covid. Incompetent bigotted idiots, or as you might call them: politicians.
vicewinner 5
No news that Mr. S is a stupid incompetent douchebag. Don´t think this is a personal FML.
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vicewinner 5
No news that Mr. S is a stupid incompetent douchebag. Don´t think this is a personal FML.
RichardPencil 32
Was Ted Cruz there? It's good to see that America doesn't have the monopoly on hypocrites. It's still "America First," though, at least among self-styled "democracies."
mike3775 39
You actually thought the rules a politician says to follow actually applies to them?
djbrendon001 4
I can’t find information on this anywhere! I want to know what happened!
DonULFonso 22
Jens Spahn, German minister of health, told us citizens to hold stay disciplined at home and to learn to waive, and that very sane day he took part in a dinner with with potential donors, while it is not allowed to meet with more than one single person :/ "to avoid infection" - well, he was tested positive with covid. Incompetent bigotted idiots, or as you might call them: politicians.
djbrendon001 4
They are covering it up for him it seems! They aren’t printing anything in Australian media about it!
RichardPencil 32
You mean Rupert Murdoch's media?
vicewinner 5
Is there any coverage of German politics in Australia? We in Germany don´t know shit about politics in Australia.
djbrendon001 4
Not a great deal, but when it comes to politics and covid 19 the media seem to latch onto it, especially scandalous stories
Regis Bent 12
That is shitty, but how does this personally affect your life?