Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Dash and dine
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Bullet = Dodged
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Top comments
TiiBags 15
Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...
ScottVining 21
If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.
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Comments (75)
john1991110 3
Is it just me or does this sound like an episode of arrow?
Robaroni333 3
And they all say "why is chivalry dead?"
Unes 10
Love hurts u know
Mindset 11
Ooh he's a keeper
thefirstwhiteboy 17
He mugged you for the pocket lint in your pocket
hola_trevor 7
What restaurant did you take them to. If it was like McDonalds then you kinda deserve it
ADBurns 22
Straight to the police with his arse... Seriously OP no messing. If this is his MO think of how this may escalate one day to something more serious after a date than just a mugging....
rabid_dog 3
Wow
reaj2019 3
OMG I kept reading it as "hugged" instead of "mugged" like a million times and I was so confused lol